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Obviously The Best Pick To Head The FAA Is Trump’s Personal Pilot
By Doktor Zoom as originally published over at Wonkette and reposted here with permission
Axios reported last night that Donald Trump has a TERRIFIC choice to head the Federal Aviation Administration. One of the people on the short list is Trump’s personal pilot, John Dunkin – the guy who flew him all over the place in that private 757 and got him to all those rallies Trump loved so much, you know, he had the biggest crowds. Just tremendous crowds. Do you want to see his electoral
You can’t make up this stuff.
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain.
Please make sure your solid gold seatbelt buckles are securely fastened.
We’re expecting some turbulence.
BTW the Trumpliner is capable of a not-so-soft landing – but only once!
Welcome aboard…”