One Bank Warns: ‘Something’s Gotta Give’

Listen, the thing you have to understand is that there is no way anything could possibly go wrong with risk assets, ok? You know that's true because popular pundits have told you as much. They've also trotted out a bunch of statistics about how markets usually rise over time and how crashes are rare events, because those are things that no one understands and that you definitely couldn't have gotten from a beginners book on stocks on sale for $9.99 in the  Barnes & Noble checkout line.