Sunday Satire: Larry Flynt’s $10 Million Reward For Trump Information Is Claimed

As far as we know, no one has yet taken Larry Flynt up on his offer to pay $10 million for information leading to the impeachment of Donald Trump.

If you missed this story, you should read our humorous take on it here, but the gist of it is that if you have something on Trump that turns out to be good enough to get him thrown out of office, you can become a multi-millionaire overnight. Here’s the ad:

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While Flynt isn’t optimistic about the chances that any billionaires will flip on the President for a lousy $10 mil, The New Yorker’s satirist Andy Borowitz imagines that Larry might have already gotten a call…

 

Via The New Yorker

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Just minutes after the publisher Larry Flynt offered ten million dollars in exchange for information leading to Donald Trump’s impeachment, Trump contacted Flynt and said that he would gladly provide the information himself in exchange for the cash.

According to Flynt, shortly after their phone conversation Trump sent him a voluminous number of e-mails, phone records, and other evidence of impeachable offenses, after which Flynt wired ten million dollars to Trump’s Swiss bank account.

“That was a lot easier than I thought it would be, to be honest,” Flynt told reporters.

The swift denouement to Trump’s tenure in the White House raised more than a few eyebrows in Washington, with some insiders wondering if Trump’s eagerness to accept the ten-million-dollar payment indicated that his net worth was considerably smaller than he had professed.

Robert Mueller, the independent counsel investigating Trump’s ties to Russia, expressed some sadness that he was not able to bring his probe to a conclusion. “I don’t know what evidence Trump had against himself, but I guarantee you I had more,” he said.

Meanwhile, the success of Flynt’s cash offer appears to have only emboldened the publisher, who announced that he is now offering twenty million dollars for information leading to the impeachment of Mike Pence.

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2 thoughts on “Sunday Satire: Larry Flynt’s $10 Million Reward For Trump Information Is Claimed

  1. You do understand that the 2016 elections cost over $7 billion? About $5 billion of that for the Presidential election – and we didn’t even get a lousy tee shirt – just a stuffed shirt in need of a good laundering.

    Consider the billions it took to elect someone like Trump, and it would be logical that the sources of these billions have a far greater chance of and incentive for heading off, doing away with, buying out, etc. – anyone that might have the information necessary to get rid of the odious Trump and wanting to exchange if for miserly $10 million.

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