Goldman Warns: Brace For A Volatile October

If you're long vol. and by extension aren't benefiting from the "stable" carry that accrues to Target managers whose E*Trade accounts are growing exponentially on tiny laptop screens, then you can't blame Donald Trump for your trials and tribulations. Because by God this President is trying with every orange fiber of his being to engineer some volatility. I mean short of actually nuking a city, there's not much else Trump can do in terms of creating conditions that are conducive to turmoil.