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Jeff Gundlach: ‘I Am A Scorpion’ In Search Of ‘Truth-Loving Souls’
Ok, I'm just going to lay it all out on the line for you: this conspiracy against Jeff Gundlach needs to stop and it needs to stop right now.
If you're not a regular reader, you might not be aware of what's been going on. And that's a cryin' shame because the injustice has reached epic proportions.
People are out to get Jeff Gundlach and it's starting to feel like everyone in the world is in on it.
I realize this might be news to Heisenberg newcomers, and if that's you, I also realize it may
Winning! Jeff is dishing out the truth and bringing home the bacon bigly! All you haters are on notice now. Doubleline? No doubledown on the truth!
guy is a constant source of entertainment
His personality and demeanor have morphed into a “mini-mi” trump. I swear he must practice in the mirror. Wonder how he will change as this slow motion trump train wreck devolves further. All I know is he needs to stop wearing blue leisure suits with his complexion, bone structure, and hair. He comes off looking like a “wedding singer”.
I am glad to hear another Arachnid (nee Scorpiones) finally show himself. It shows great character to admit to the closeted Class, and even greater character still to admit to being a fan of the Bills. A rare specimen, indeed.
What’s that you ask? Is that a colander on my head? No, it’s my carapace. It is how we signal one-another.
Now, I have to go. I think my mate is ready to feast on my thorax. It has been a pleasure knowing you all.
~SM