Thursday Satire: Betsy DeVos Sent On Urgent Mission To North Korea

Andy Borowitz (The New Yorker's satirist) is finally back and God bless him .... ******** WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)–Education Secretary Betsy DeVos is being dispatched to Pyongyang in what the White House is calling a high-stakes mission to reverse North Korea’s years of progress in math and science. DeVos, who is expected to arrive in Pyongyang later this week, plans to throw a monkey wrench in North Korea’s swiftly advancing nuclear program by replacing its current system of tr