First thing this morning, I welcomed readers to the weekend with the following inspirational tweet:
Well as it turns out, I wasn’t the only one who thought Americans needed a strong dose of patriotic “covfefe” on Saturday morning.
Donald Trump – who is spending the weekend at his Bedminster, N.J., golf club – is awake and he wants you to know that he learned absolutely nothing from the blistering bi-partisan backlash against his batshit crazy Twitter tirade aimed at Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough.
Here’s the President:
There you go. More pages from the populist dictator playbook.
There’s a reference to the patently absurd “voter fraud panel” (in all caps for no apparent reason) which is of course a rather transparent effort to get a jump on rigging the next election.
And then there’s the obligatory reference to the free press as the enemy of the people.
But wait, there’s more.
Trump has come up with a new nickname for Brzezinski who has now been christened (or maybe “piss-ened” is better) “dumb-as-a-rock Mika”:
That’s right, “they’re crazy, they’re dumb as a rock, and I assume, they’re not bad people.”
That’s some steamin’ hot “covfefe” right there. Don’t burn your tongue America.
Oh, and “Happy Canada Day.”
As always, here’s what these would look like as official press releases (just to drive home the point about how absolutely insane this truly is) …