Trump Loses Mind, Says Rosenstein Is In On It, Calls Tweets “Very Powerful,” Invents Proper Nouns

Maybe we spoke to soon when we suggested that Rod Rosenstein is serving as a Trump mouthpiece, because in a barrage of truly hilarious tweets, the President looks to be blaming Rosenstein for Mueller’s obstruction of justice investigation.

Mr. President, what say you?

But that’s not all he said.

He also notes that despite the “phony” “Witch Hunt” (which is apparently a proper noun now), things are going great according to his proprietary “enthusiasm” indicator:

And if you’re one of the millions upon millions of people who think this is getting so over-the-top ridiculous that Congress should start looking into whether this man is mentally fit to serve, Trump wants you to know that you’re just a hater and that his “very powerful” Twitter feed can “go around” the “Fake News Media” (also a proper noun now):