“Treasurys Will Protect Me From A FANG Sell-Off”: False Millennial.

Did the recent "tech wreck" (the one that Goldman definitely didn't cause) give you flashbacks of the dot-com bust? For some traders/analysts out there, the answer to that question is invariably "no," because it seems likely that a lot of the folks manning the desks on the Street these days were in high school when the tech bubble burst. But let's just assume that even if you were poppin' Vicodin in first period and/or hiding pints of Jack under the front seat of your first car on prom night w