Saturday Satire: How To Prevent Body-Slamming Incidents

Yeah, so Montana decided they want their sole House seat to be occupied by a guy who physically assaults reporters and believes dinosaurs were heterosexually married in Noah’s ark. Apologies to anyone who is sane in Montana (we're sure there a few of you), but this doesn't reflect particularly well on your collective intelligence. As we outlined on Friday, misdemeanor assault is probably not a good reason to strip Montana voters of their right to choose their representative (yes, it's bad t