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Category: Greg Gianforte

Saturday Satire: How To Prevent Body-Slamming Incidents

May 27, 2017May 27, 2017

“Medical studies have shown that the costs associated with body-slamming injuries could be greatly reduced by putting the people who cause them in a place where they can do no harm to others.”

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Assault Isn’t A Good Reason To Keep Greg Gianforte Out Of Congress – But This Is…

May 26, 2017May 26, 2017

“Body slam guy believes that dinosaurs were heterosexually married in Noah’s ark.”

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