Satire (Sort Of): Comey Fired For Special-Ordering A Pair Of “Tiny Handcuffs”

Obviously, James Comey was fired by Donald Trump because the President didn't like the idea of the FBI looking into the administration's ties to the Kremlin. If you say otherwise you're either i) lying to yourself (sort of forgivable because it's emotionally stressful to admit things like this if you're a Trump supporter), or ii) lying to other people (not forgivable because, well, because you're lying to other people presumably to advance some agenda you have).  As detailed in these pages (