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Long Jesus: For Only 6 Times The Cost, You Can Be A “Biblically Responsible” Investor
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Literally.
So over the weekend, we ruffled some feathers both here and elsewhere for suggesting that "you’d have to be a special kind of retarded" to buy shares of “The ETF Industry Exposure & Financial Services ETF,” ticker: TETF.
You can read that entire post here, so we won't rehash it, but suffice to say there's a laundry list of reasons to think "TETF" is a gimmick designed solely to milk gullible investors by charging 64 basis points to, in an irony of ironi
Shouldn’t that have been up 4% after immaculate conception?
Mary was immaculately conceived, not Jesus. The term you’re looking for is 4% up after virgin public offering.
Meh. Hundreds of holdings, and so far as I can tell, not one leading bronze sword manufacturer, cemetery holding company, or Bible publisher. How Biblically responsible is that?
I’ll wait until the ETF of Biblically responsible ETFs comes out before investing.
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Jesus Javes? He sure does brother, he sure does.
Newmont Mining, Martin Marietta Materials, Marathon Oil, General Dynamics, Valero……..
Jeebus.
the rising tide lifts almost any boat