Not The Onion: Trump Declares “National Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Month”

That’s right folks, the farce is complete.

Donald Trump – who never “grabs ’em by the pussy” – has just made April the official month during which we’re supposed to be acutely aware of how dangerous people like him truly are….

Trump: My Administration, including the Department of Justice and the Department of Health and Human Services, will do everything in its power to protect women, children, and men from sexual violence. As a Nation, we must develop meaningful strategies to eliminate these crimes, including increasing awareness of the problem in our communities, creating systems that protect vulnerable groups, and sharing successful prevention strategies.
He even had some hats made to commemorate this historic event…


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9 thoughts on “Not The Onion: Trump Declares “National Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Month”

  1. They need to lock this man up — white jacket and all! How does he even have the nerve to put this out there? He’s not smart or clever enough to do that as an April Fool’s joke — he is just stupid and insane!

    1. that’s the hilarious thing, it’s like even if this is generally a nice thing to do, you’d think he would have the sense to look at his advisors and be like “no. there’s no way i’m doing this. the optics are horrible.”

      It would be like Bill Clinton proclaiming “National Don’t Ever Fuck ‘Em In The Oval Office” month.

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