So You Want An Excuse To Prefer Stocks Over Bonds? Fine, Here’s One

Listen, it's all about "relative" attractiveness these days when it comes to assessing opportunities at the asset class level. It's kind of like being at the bar for last call and all the actually attractive women left a long time ago and you have to kind of make a decision based on what the market is giving you which, at say, 3 a.m., isn't much. Or like when you've just finished a great dinner in Mid-Town and six hours later you're at the strip club with your boss. You know all the bars are c