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Buy The Dip? (Honeypot Training)

November 9, 2026
  • What Are Treasurys Telling Us?

    November 9, 2026November 9, 2026
  • Megaspeed Indeed. (Two Huangs Don’t Make A Right)

    November 9, 2026November 9, 2026
  • Jensen Got Honey-Trapped

    November 8, 2026November 8, 2026

Markets

Weekly: Melodrama

November 7, 2026November 9, 2026
  • ‘Dem Fatale’ Crashes The AI Party

    November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • On Wall Street: Crash And F’in’ Burn

    November 5, 2026November 7, 2026
  • Did Democrats Just Kill ‘New 60/40’?

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Um, Excuse Me, But Your Chips Are Bleeding

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026

economy

Inflation Week!

November 8, 2026November 9, 2026
  • Inflation Fatalism Has Set In

    November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • Drunken Monkey Darts

    November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • ‘Tis The Season! For Temporary Fulfillment Jobs

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Senseless Iran War Triggers BoE Hike, 5% Inflation Warning

    November 5, 2026November 5, 2026

Geopolitics

Rasputin Presiding

November 8, 2026November 9, 2026

Tsunami

November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

Let’s Talk Blue Waves

November 1, 2026November 2, 2026

Duly Noted

US Jobless Claims Chase History

November 5, 2026November 7, 2026

Tech Got No Love This Earnings Season

November 3, 2026November 8, 2026

Key Calls (Friday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations

September 1, 2017September 1, 2017

You need an upgrade.

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With Corporate Debt-To-GDP At An All-Time High, The Defaults Are Coming…

August 31, 2017August 31, 2017

I have absolutely no idea how any of that is sustainable and/or realistic. 

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‘A One-Way Trip Back To The Shadows’: What Trump’s Dreamers Decision Really Means

August 31, 2017August 31, 2017

“In some of the cases they’re having DACA and they’re gang members and they’re drug dealers too. But you have some absolutely incredible kids, I would say mostly.”

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Trump To Actively Undermine Obamacare With Deep Spending Cuts

August 31, 2017August 31, 2017

Well don’t worry America, because if Obamacare wasn’t already in trouble, Trump is going to do everything in his power to undermine it.

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Riders On The Storm.

August 31, 2017August 31, 2017

Right, so the storm wasn’t supposed to come until next month.

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‘Peak Dollar?!’ Not So Fast You Ethereum-Lovin’ Millennial Shill

August 31, 2017

“Frankly, I’d be more convinced by an argument suggesting that the world’s reserve managers are going to hire a bunch of millennials who’ll switch their dollars into bitcoins, ethereum, and other crypto-“stores of value”.

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‘Bigly’: This Was The Best Month For The Yuan Since It Was Revalued In 2005

August 31, 2017

We’ve been talking all month about the yuan, and for good reason.

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Soros Worst Trade

August 31, 2017

“The trouble was, Soros got it wrong.”

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Freedom Caucus Stark Warning: Harvey Relief Can’t Be Trojan Horse For Debt-Ceiling

August 31, 2017

“That sends all the wrong message.”

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This Hasn’t Happened Since 2005

August 31, 2017

Just how enamored are equity investors with emerging markets relative to the U.S.? 

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As Far As President Ashley Schaeffer And Yields, Goldman Figures It Can’t ‘Feasibly’ Get Any Worse

August 31, 2017

“Given how negative sentiment on the political outlook has become, it’s feasible this sell-off in the 10-year could originate with a positive surprise from the policy process.”

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Narratives: One Trader Demands To Know ‘Through What Puerile Prism’ You’re Looking

August 31, 2017

Last week’s, “this is so obvious” has morphed into “not so fast Kemo Sabe” heading to next week’s inevitable, “I knew it all along.”

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Deflation Is Here And The Ice Age Cometh: Albert Edwards Is Back

August 31, 2017

“I was too optimistic!”

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Suspension Of Disbelief – Only In The Other Direction

August 31, 2017

For years, DM central banks have been forced to kind of suspend disbelief with regard

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Gold Heads For Best Month Since February Despite Flash Crashes And ‘Uninformed’ El-Erian

August 31, 2017August 31, 2017

Of course these haven bids come and go faster than a communications director at the White House…

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Euro Slides As ECB Deploys Favorite Jawboning Method: Anonymous Reuters Piece

August 31, 2017

“The exchange rate has become a bigger issue,” one of the sources told Reuters. “It is now less favorable for an exit and a stronger argument for a muddle-through option.”

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Mueller, Schneiderman Team Up In Possible Bid To Counter Trump Pardon Power

August 30, 2017August 30, 2017

Trump’s legal team might want to start burning the candle at both ends…

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More ‘Junk’ Talk

August 30, 2017

Dispersion is the trend.

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Trump Lies About GDP, Imagines Conversation With Uzbekistan

August 30, 2017

And I speak to them, leaders of other countries: ‘how are you doing?’

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I Don’t Want To Be Disappointed.

August 30, 2017August 30, 2017

“I am fully committed to working with XIV to get. This. Job. Done.”

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What If Stocks Are Right?

August 30, 2017August 30, 2017

“…problems could arise if markets take a look at the U.S. and say “America! Heck yeah!”

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Dip-Buyer’s Paradise: Stocks On Track For Best Streak Since May

August 30, 2017

Time to give some more money to your local Target manager.

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In Latest Rebuke, Mattis Halts Trump’s Transgender Ban, Contradicts North Korea Tweet

August 30, 2017August 30, 2017

“No.”

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AFL-CIO President: ‘Turns Out They Were Racists’

August 30, 2017

“The other faction wasn’t racist, but they were Wall Streeters.”

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Draghi Isn’t Powerful Enough To Stop This…

August 30, 2017

When jawboning just ain’t gonna cut it.

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Jesus Trump: ‘All I Want To Do Is #MAGA!’

August 30, 2017

“WHY?”

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Donald Trump Is Sick Of Being Extorted By Koreans, Is Done Talking.

August 30, 2017August 30, 2017

Fast forward to Wednesday and….

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