ECB Will Cut QE In Half, But You And Draghi Can Still Netflix And Chill For 9 Months
Yes, “very gradually.” Or preferably “not at all.” But like the Fed, they’re going take some baby steps and see how things go.Â
On Friday, Trump Will Make ‘Defining’ Foreign Policy ‘Blunder’ With Iran
“Trump’s Iran policy is not just an attack on President Barack Obama’s foreign policy legacy; it will also define his own.”
Key Calls (Friday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations
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One Chart Shows All The Ways A Fed Hike Could Create (Fleeting) Bouts Of Volatility
Start from the bottom left…
Trump Calls NBC ‘Disgusting’ Just As CNN’s Erin Burnett Brands Him ‘Hypocrite-In-Chief’
“May be worse than CNN.”
Donald Trump Has A Ground-Breaking New Theory About The Stock Market
“So you can say in one sense, we are really increasing values and may be in a sense, we are reducing debt. We are very honored by it and very, very happy by what’s happening in Wall Street.”
Goldman Spots A Potential ‘Sign Of Trouble’ In High Yield
“It has only been flatter in only 20% of the trading sessions since the crisis.”
‘Are They Playing That For Me?’ Trump Plugs Sean Hannity’s Ratings During Evening Colors
“They’re playing that in honor of his ratings.”
‘You Know What? It’s Fine.’
There’s always tomorrow…
One Trader Reminds You What ‘The Real Driver Of Markets’ Is
“In all my years trading, I can’t recall a non-summer or non-holiday period that has been as boring as the past couple of weeks. I mean, B-O-R-I-N-G.”
San Juan Mayor Rips Trump The ‘Paper Towel Throwing Hater’ In Scathing Press Release
“While you’re amusing yourself throwing paper towels at us”…
Earthquake Detected In North Korea; ‘Tremors’ Detected In USDJPY
This event occurred in the area of the previous North Korean Nuclear tests
Trump Signs Health Care Executive Order, Here’s What It Really Means
“Its aim is clearly to do with the pen what Congress wouldn’t.”
Sheriff Steve Prator Is Furious That The Inmates Who Wash His Car Are Going To Be Released
“The [prisoners] that you can work, the ones that can pick up trash, the work-release programs—but guess what? Those are the ones that they’re releasing!”
The Fed Is About To Cause A Recession, Lacy Hunt Swears
“I’m very doubtful that they’ll be able to unwind the balance sheet to the extent they say they will.”
Trader: You Don’t Have To Like Stocks, You Just Have To Buy Them
“The market keeps going up and quant models and passive index funds don’t care why, just that it is. And they choose to or are forced to keep participating.”
It’s Time For JPMorgan To Start Trading Bitcoin
Well unless cross-asset volatility picks up in a hurry, it looks like the irony for JPMorgan is that they might want to consider following Goldman over to the crypto “dark side”…
Trump Wakes Up, Reminds Puerto Rico Their Infrastructure Sucks, Says FEMA Can’t Stay ‘Forever’
“All infrastructure was already a disaster.”
Mikhail Gorbachev Very Politely Asks Russia And The U.S. To Avoid Nuking Each Other
“Relations between the two nations are in a severe crisis.”
Trump’s Lawyers Said To Ponder Offering Mueller A Meeting In High-Stakes Gamble
If his attorneys think they can trust him to sit through an entire interview with Robert Mueller without flying off the handle or, at the very least, accidentally incriminating himself, they don’t know much about their client.
Key Calls (Thursday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations
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Tennessee Is 137,000 Retirees Worth Of Sure That South Korea Isn’t Going To Get Nuked
Famous last words? “The long-term history with this situation is that it’s a lot of posturing and not much reality.â€
Race For Fed Chair Takes New Turn As Mnuchin Said To Push ‘Strongly’ For Powell
Stay tuned. The ratings will be “tremendous.”
Trump’s ‘Unprecedented’ Stock Market Rally In One Chart
We suppose that depends on how loosely you define the word “virtually.”Â
Close Your Eyes And Buy.
Don’t worry about the orange man.
Steve Bannon Says Trump Has Only A 30% Chance Of Making It Through His First Term
“He saw the cult of personality was broken.”
The Quiet Bull Market You’re Not Paying Enough Attention To
“It seems like everyone is all bulled up on America. Well, sold to them. I am more interested in buying the quiet rising market which everyone is skeptical of, rather than the frothy expensive one that everyone loves.”
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