Should You Buy The Banks Like, Right Now? Yes! No. I Don’t Know, Maybe!
Clients just want to know when the damn recession is coming, ok?
There May Be Someone At The White House With More Contempt For A Colleague Than John Kelly Has For His Boss
If Betsy hates grizzly bears, she probably hates “mad dogs” even more.
Elon Musk Says Tesla Short Squeeze Will Be Bigger Than VW’s Then Says He Will Become Willy Wonka
I don’t know, maybe there’s a strategy here, but if there is, it is not readily discernible.Â
‘The Snapback When It Comes Can Be Vicious’: Albert Edwards Thinks Credit ‘Isn’t Getting The Message’ (Yet)
“And another straw in the wind may be the performance of a newly issued junk bond of a company called WeWork who have invented an entirely new, nonsense valuation metric – ‘community-based EBITDA’!”
Trump Delivers Insane Speech On Kanye West, Alien Criminals, Savage Gangs, Guns, Blood And ‘Knives, Knives, Knives’
“Trump explained that England, which banned guns, is very stabby, and there’s blood all over the floors of the hospitals of Knifecrime Island.”
It’s ‘Grotesque’! Of Buybacks And Leverage
“…it’s not like you have to dig deep to find a problem.”
‘Don’t Panic’ And The ‘Last Man Standing’
Douglas Adams time.
One Trader Ponders The Outlook For Gold
“…what is driving gold more at this point of the cycle? Is it the US dollar, or real yields? Has gold disappointedly not risen as high as the bulls would like given the US dollar weakness? Or has gold not declined nearly as much as the bears would have expected given the run-up in real yields?”
In The Meantime.
And that’s the week.
Elon Musk, Damage Control Expert, Explains Why ‘Boneheads’ Are ‘Absurd’ Then Threatens To Incinerate Shorts With Flamethrower
Elon got dat fire y’all – literally.
Say Hello To My Little Friend! Argentina Goes Full Tony Montana, Has Now Hiked 1275bps In A Week
ARGENTINA CENTRAL BANK RAISES KEY 7-DAY REPO RATE TO 40.00%
‘Continued Hard Work Is Required’: China, U.S. Agree To Disagree At Trade Summit And I’m Not Sure That Counts As ‘Winning’
“…other issues remain relatively big.”
The Tube Man And A Million Dollar Lesson in Credit Risk
“It hadn’t been the first time Cliff had been hit, but at a million-dollar payout, this was by far the largest gambling loss that anyone had ever seen experienced on the NYSE Floor for a sports bet at the time.”
JPMorgan Poaches Carnegie Mellon’s Top AI Professor In Clearest Sign Yet That Jamie Dimon Will Transfer His Brain To The Cloud And Become Immortal
Now we know what Jay-Dimez and Travis Kalanick were talking about in that photo.
Riders On The Storm(y).
Turn on your wipers.
Oh, Dear God: Feds ‘Monitored’ Michael Cohen’s Phone, Logged Call With White House
“The wires were tapped!”
Turkish Assets Collapse As Inflation Spirals Out Of Control – Fed Jitters, Erdogan Insanity Not Helpful Either
Now cue Erdogan to explain how the problem is the “interest rate lobby”.
David Stockman Is Not Particularly Amused With Your Inflation Targeting
“Is there any evidence that the microscopic variance between 1.9% and 2.3% inflation on the PCE deflator makes any difference to the performance and prosperity of the main street economy?”
Goldman Presents: 3 Reasons To Not Worry And Be Happy
Keep calm and take (some more) risk.
‘M-A-R-S’! A Disillusioned Wall Street Picks Up The Pieces After Elon Musk’s ‘Downright Bizarre’, Extraterrestrial Conference Call
“Why you doin’ this man? I thought you was my brother, why you askin’ me questions like that?â€
‘We Seem To Have Moved To Talking About A Global Downturn’: Hong Kong Dives, Indonesia In Rout As Fed Jitters Spread
“Who wants to buy stocks in a country where the currency is weakening?”
Elon Musk Wants You To Know That Tesla Conference Calls Are ‘Cool’ Kids Only Events – No ‘Boring’ Adults Allowed
All that was missing was Wilbur Ross.
‘Bonds, Bonds, Everywhere!’
“At what price?”
‘Encouraging Things’.
Things no one knows about.
Fed Statement: Highlights, Red Line (They’re Going With ‘Close To’)
FED KEEPS RATES UNCHANGED, SAYS INFLATION `MOVED CLOSE’ TO 2%
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