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Weekly: Melodrama

November 7, 2026November 7, 2026
  • ‘Dem Fatale’ Crashes The AI Party

    November 6, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Inflation Fatalism Has Set In

    November 6, 2026
  • Drunken Monkey Darts

    November 6, 2026November 6, 2026

Markets

On Wall Street: Crash And F’in’ Burn

November 5, 2026November 7, 2026
  • Did Democrats Just Kill ‘New 60/40’?

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Um, Excuse Me, But Your Chips Are Bleeding

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Deus Ex Machina?

    November 4, 2026November 5, 2026
  • The Capex Catch-22

    November 3, 2026November 4, 2026

economy

‘Tis The Season! For Temporary Fulfillment Jobs

November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Senseless Iran War Triggers BoE Hike, 5% Inflation Warning

    November 5, 2026November 5, 2026
  • Irrepressible

    November 4, 2026November 5, 2026
  • In Other News: Scorching ‘Job Changer’ Pay Gains, AI Disruption

    November 4, 2026November 5, 2026
  • Someone’s Got Work For You

    November 3, 2026November 4, 2026

Geopolitics

Tsunami

November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

Let’s Talk Blue Waves

November 1, 2026November 2, 2026

Lagarde Versus Le Pen?

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

Duly Noted

US Jobless Claims Chase History

November 5, 2026November 7, 2026

An ARM And A Leg

October 28, 2026October 30, 2026

Tightening Tantrums, Cycle Highs And A Look Ahead To 2019

September 11, 2018September 11, 2018

“From there, it’s about  October’s large Quantitative Tightening impulse”.

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China Asks WTO’s Blessing To Slap Sanctions On The U.S.

September 11, 2018October 17, 2021

Yet another example of worsening trade tensions…

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What’s Really Going On With That ‘Massive’ Treasury Short?

September 10, 2018September 10, 2018

“…there is a growing sense that positioning is not as stretched as the data would suggest.”

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CDS Is Grossly Disconnected From EM, So Now Is A Great Time For A CDS ETF!

September 10, 2018September 10, 2018

All you can do is shake your head.

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Goldman’s Bull/Bear Indicator Hits 49-Year High: Here’s The Whole Story On That

September 10, 2018

“It’s always risky to argue that this time is different but”…

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Trump Just Tweeted The Biggest Lie He’s Ever Told About The U.S. Economy

September 10, 2018October 17, 2021

“First time in over a 100 years”?

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That’s Amore.

September 10, 2018

Who wants to catch a falling knife?

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‘People Are In A Panic Today’: Apple Suppliers Just Plunged Thanks To Trump’s Tariffs And Tweets

September 10, 2018September 10, 2018

Donald Trump is a man who knows an “exciting” plan when he hears one…

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Dodging Bullets: Full Week Ahead Preview

September 9, 2018October 17, 2021

Around the world in 2,100 words.

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Where Did The Volatility Go And When Will It Be Back?

September 9, 2018

“We see a case for being long vol next year.”

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$900 Billion Worth Of Absurdity And Why One Bank ‘Is Not Optimistic’ About US-China Relations

September 9, 2018

There can be no resolution.

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‘Shut The F*&k Up And Listen’: All Those Times Gary Cohn Tried To Save The World From Trump

September 9, 2018October 17, 2021

“We need to do it today.”

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By The Way, New York Prosecutors Aren’t Done With The Trump Organization

September 8, 2018October 13, 2021

Let’s dig a little deeper, how about that?

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Here Is Goldman’s ‘Cross Currents’ List For The S&P This Fall

September 8, 2018

For what it’s worth…

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‘We’re Not Winning!’ Trump’s Trade War Fails Miserably As China Logs Record Surplus

September 8, 2018September 8, 2018

You’ve got to “let it gestate, like a chicken.”

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Trump Officials Held Secret Maduro Coup Talks With Rogue Venezuelan Military Officers

September 8, 2018October 17, 2021

Secure radios could have changed the country’s history.

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New York Times Confident Sessions Won’t Bow To Trump’s Threats To Find ‘Anominoushhh’ Op-Ed Writer

September 7, 2018

“We’re confident that the Department of Justice that the First Amendment protects all American citizens.”

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Disaster Strikes As Apple Says Trump’s Tariffs To Impact Long List Of Products

September 7, 2018September 7, 2018

Maybe now America will listen.

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Trump Delivers $267 Billion Trade Escalation Out Of The Clear Blue Sky (Figuratively and Literally)

September 7, 2018October 17, 2021

Just because.

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Cheshire Cat’s Smile Redux: ‘Not Exactly A Party Cocktail’

September 7, 2018September 7, 2018

And see, that’s where the problem comes in.

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Jobs Report Beats And Wage Inflation Is Comin’ In Hot, Folks

September 7, 2018October 17, 2021

There’s some wage inflation.

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European Banks Hit 22-Month Low As Deutsche Bank Gets More Bad News

September 7, 2018

When it rains…

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Here’s What Happens To Stocks If Trump Comes Out Guns Blazin’ With 25% Tariffs On China

September 6, 2018September 8, 2018

It’s not priced in.

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Pepe Silvia.

September 6, 2018September 6, 2018

“There are many risks out there.”

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‘The Worst Possible Time’: Dmitry Medvedev Decides Now Is As Good A Time As Any To Sink His Own Currency

September 6, 2018

There’s trouble in paradise, and by “paradise”, I mean Russia.

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Brett Kavanaugh’s Position On Roe V. Wade Is Just As Indefensible As Modern Conservatism Itself

September 6, 2018October 17, 2021

“Religious personality cult” isn’t a political platform. 

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Don’t Blame The Quants For Wednesday’s Tech Rout

September 6, 2018

“Yesterday did not feel ‘quant-y’ to me.”

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