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Weekly: Melodrama

November 7, 2026November 7, 2026
  • ‘Dem Fatale’ Crashes The AI Party

    November 6, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Inflation Fatalism Has Set In

    November 6, 2026
  • Drunken Monkey Darts

    November 6, 2026November 6, 2026

Markets

On Wall Street: Crash And F’in’ Burn

November 5, 2026November 7, 2026
  • Did Democrats Just Kill ‘New 60/40’?

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Um, Excuse Me, But Your Chips Are Bleeding

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Deus Ex Machina?

    November 4, 2026November 5, 2026
  • The Capex Catch-22

    November 3, 2026November 4, 2026

economy

US Jobless Claims Chase History

November 5, 2026November 5, 2026
  • ‘Tis The Season! For Temporary Fulfillment Jobs

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Senseless Iran War Triggers BoE Hike, 5% Inflation Warning

    November 5, 2026November 5, 2026
  • Irrepressible

    November 4, 2026November 5, 2026
  • In Other News: Scorching ‘Job Changer’ Pay Gains, AI Disruption

    November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

Geopolitics

Tsunami

November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

Let’s Talk Blue Waves

November 1, 2026November 2, 2026

Lagarde Versus Le Pen?

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

Duly Noted

An ARM And A Leg

October 28, 2026October 30, 2026

Not Since 1969…

October 22, 2026October 24, 2026

The ‘Dollar Liquidity Shortage’ Story Is Back

April 25, 2019April 26, 2019

Buckle up?

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‘This Is Much Worse Than Expected’: Analysts (Still) Struggling To Come To Terms With The Reality Of Erdogan

April 25, 2019

“Policy has gone off the rails.”

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Albert Edwards For Bank Of England Governor (And Some ‘High Caliber’ Market Melt-Up Commentary)

April 25, 2019

“Well darn it!”

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Nomura’s McElligott On Epic Underexposure, ‘Violent’ CTA Re-Leveraging And ‘Why We Melted Up’

April 25, 2019April 25, 2019

“All of this does this”…

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We’re All Japan Now: Riksbank Edition

April 25, 2019

“…our interest rate path, policy rate path speaks its own language.”

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China’s World-Beating Stock Rally Slams Into Reverse In Worst Week Of 2019

April 25, 2019

Bubble control.

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Trump Tells Khalifa Haftar He Can Be King Of Libya, Or Whatever…

April 24, 2019November 1, 2021

“What would be a big mistake”…

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Part 2 Of The Macro Tourist’s Practitioner’s Guide To MMT

April 24, 2019April 24, 2019

“If in the coming years politicians adopt MMT policies, your outrage will do your portfolio little good.”

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Long Live The ‘King’? Defiant Dollar Bedevils Doubters

April 24, 2019April 24, 2019

Hindsight is 20/20.

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Add Bank Of Canada To The List…

April 24, 2019April 24, 2019

“Pivots” and “relents” everywhere…

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‘The Coyotes Have Weapons!’ Trump Hints At Gunfight With Mexican Army, Says He’ll Take Impeachment Fight To SCOTUS

April 24, 2019April 24, 2019

A smorgasbord of fire and brimstone.

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Meanwhile, Down Under…

April 24, 2019April 24, 2019

If the die wasn’t already cast, it is now.

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Meanwhile, Trump Lectures Jack Dorsey, White House Preps McGahn Subpoena Fight, Carl Kline Chances Contempt Of Congress

April 23, 2019April 24, 2019

If this all sounds overtly insane to you, that’s because it is.

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The Macro Tourist Presents: A Practitioner’s Guide To MMT

April 23, 2019April 23, 2019

“MMT seems to evoke a visceral gagging reflex from most finance-types.”

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Beating Dead Horses And Weaning Buybacks Off ‘Steroids’

April 23, 2019April 23, 2019

Penning breathless missives about the impact of buybacks on equities long ago lost its novelty.

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Death By A Thousand Tweets

April 23, 2019April 23, 2019

Twitter is a soul-sucking, hellscape that’s immeasurably inimical to public discourse.

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‘The Timing Is Much More Sudden Than We Assumed’: World Reacts To Trump’s Latest Iran Escalation

April 23, 2019

A bit of incredulity, but this is Trump we’re talking about, after all.

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China To ‘Pause’ RRR Cuts In Possible Blow To World-Beating Stock Rally

April 23, 2019April 23, 2019

“In the short term, it’s not necessary.”

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Don McGahn Is ‘Hereby Commanded’ To Appear Before Congress On May 21

April 22, 2019April 23, 2019

“Watch out for people that take so-called ‘notes'”…

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Why One Pro Is Tempted To ‘Take The Side Of Retail’ Amid 2019 Rally

April 22, 2019April 22, 2019

“Somebody is spectacularly wrong”.

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‘My Friend Herman Cain’, WSJ ‘Scoops’ And Some Unnecessarily Biting Fed Satire

April 22, 2019April 22, 2019

The fast track to farce…

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Trump V. Cummings: Naturally, US President Sues Black Man For Asking About His Finances

April 22, 2019November 1, 2021

Because this is what one does, when one has nothing to hide.

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‘Full Stop’: Trump Squeezes Iran, Risking Oil Spike

April 22, 2019April 22, 2019

“Strategery”.

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China Taps Brakes On Insane 2019 Stock Surge

April 22, 2019April 22, 2019

Herding cats, and such.

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Uncomfortably Calm: Full Week Ahead Preview

April 21, 2019April 21, 2019

By now, you know the narrative – or at least you should.

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Rudy Giuliani: ‘There’s Nothing Wrong With Taking Information From Russians’, Mitt Romney Doesn’t Do It All The Time!

April 21, 2019April 21, 2019

“No! No!”

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Is The Fed Smarter Than ‘The Wisdom Of Crowds’? Goldman Answers

April 21, 2019April 21, 2019

How many M&Ms are in this jar?

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