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‘China’s Numbers Are Fake’: US Intel Told Trump Beijing Hid Extent Of Coronavirus Outbreak, Report Says

April 1, 2020April 1, 2020

“Intentionally incomplete”.

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14 Comments on ‘China’s Numbers Are Fake’: US Intel Told Trump Beijing Hid Extent Of Coronavirus Outbreak, Report Says

Signs Of The Economic Apocalypse Are Everywhere.

April 1, 2020April 1, 2020

For right now anyway, economic activity ain’t possible – to speak colloquially.

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2 Comments on Signs Of The Economic Apocalypse Are Everywhere.

America’s Small Businesses Slash Most Jobs Since 2009 – And That Was Just Through March 12

April 1, 2020April 1, 2020

These are just the clouds ahead of the storm.

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2 Comments on America’s Small Businesses Slash Most Jobs Since 2009 – And That Was Just Through March 12

ISM ‘Beat’ Is Fake News On Delivery Time Distortion. New Orders Say Plunge Is Matter Of Time.

April 1, 2020April 1, 2020

The headline index is being artificially boosted by a surge in the supplier delivery times.

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‘Somber Again’

April 1, 2020April 1, 2020

Facts and science can be depressing at times.

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7 Comments on ‘Somber Again’

Will A Wave Of Hedge Fund Redemptions Cause A ‘Double Dip’ For Stocks?

March 31, 2020March 31, 2020

“…during Lehman, unprecedented HF redemptions played a big role in propagating the equity and credit market declines”.

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Jeff Gundlach Held A Webcast About Sinks. He’s Bearish.

March 31, 2020March 31, 2020

“It contains many layers of meaning”.

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Requiem.

March 31, 2020April 1, 2020

…the next three months are likely to be even more trying.

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7 Comments on Requiem.

Nomura’s McElligott Weighs In On Trump’s $2 Trillion ‘New Deal 2.0’

March 31, 2020March 31, 2020

“Now of course this is all coming into the expected ‘peak COVID’ shock”…

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8 Comments on Nomura’s McElligott Weighs In On Trump’s $2 Trillion ‘New Deal 2.0’

Manny Friedman Suspends Redemptions In Credit Fund Citing Frozen, ‘Nonfunctioning’ Markets

March 31, 2020

“Market participants fear extreme and irreversible damage”.

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As US Coronavirus Fatalities Eclipse 9/11 Deaths, World Ponders Grim New Reality

March 31, 2020March 31, 2020

“This is like a fire through dry grass with a strong wind behind it”.

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Fed: Stop Selling Treasurys Into An Illiquid Market

March 31, 2020March 31, 2020

“This facility should [provide] an alternative temporary source of US dollars other than sales of securities in the open market”.

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Goldman’s New GDP Prediction And QR Virus Codes In Moscow: Welcome To Your Dystopian Future

March 31, 2020March 31, 2020

“It’s been miserable on so many levels.”

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Like It Never Happened! China’s PMIs Back In Expansion Just One Month Later

March 30, 2020March 30, 2020

Corona who?

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‘Where We’re Going, There Are No Roads’: Revolvers, 12-Sigma Plunges And Reluctant Swipers

March 30, 2020March 31, 2020

$162 billion in revolver draws, a warning from Visa and a 12 standard deviation plunge in one bank’s activity gauge.

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Tenuous.

March 30, 2020March 30, 2020

These are surreal times, folks.

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‘Sudden Declines’, ‘Gone In A Flash’

March 30, 2020March 30, 2020

Can you laugh in the face of danger?

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How Bad Will It Get? America’s Unemployment Crisis Set To Spiral, According To Some Estimates

March 30, 2020March 30, 2020

Now that is quite something. 

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As Economic Confidence Collapses In Europe, Germany Pays Workers To Stay Home

March 30, 2020March 30, 2020

The difference is that “all these workers are all still employed”.

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‘The Largest Economic Shock Of Our Lives’: Goldman Says Oil Demand To Plunge 25% Near-Term In ‘Game-Changing’ Crisis

March 30, 2020March 30, 2020

“…carbon-based industries sit in the cross-hairs as they have historically served as the cornerstone of social interactions and globalization”.

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Fingers Crossed.

March 30, 2020March 30, 2020

A somewhat inauspicious start.

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China Eases Big, Delivers Large Cut To 7-Day Reverse Repo Rate

March 29, 2020March 29, 2020

If you were looking for a sign…

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This Is Not An Economic Crisis With Social Consequences. It’s A Social Crisis With Economic Consequences.

March 29, 2020

“What is happening is not a financial crisis or an economic downturn caused by the endogenous workings and self-sabotage of the capitalist system.”

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Trump Abandons Easter ‘Economic Resurrection’ Goal, Cites Worst-Case 2.2 Million Virus Death Toll

March 29, 2020March 29, 2020

“When I heard that number today – first time I’ve heard that number”…

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‘We’re About To Find Out If It’s Enough’: Everything Policymakers Have Done To Bail Out A Sick World

March 29, 2020March 30, 2020

“There are no ideologues in financial crises.”

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From ‘Virus Divergence’ To Intervention Risk: Wall Street Disagrees On Dollar’s Post-Squeeze Path

March 29, 2020

Where to now?

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The Great Petrostate Panic.

March 29, 2020March 29, 2020

Trouble in petro paradise.

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