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F-ck You, Claude (Zen)

October 27, 2026October 27, 2026
  • Frozen Bubble

    October 27, 2026October 27, 2026
  • It’s All Relative

    October 27, 2026
  • Around, Around We Go

    October 27, 2026October 27, 2026

Markets

Anthropic: The Promise, The Numbers, The Risks

October 26, 2026October 27, 2026
  • Only You Can Prevent A Bear Market

    October 26, 2026October 27, 2026
  • Credit Canaries

    October 25, 2026October 26, 2026
  • Weekly: Something Wicked This Way Comes?

    October 23, 2026October 26, 2026
  • After The Rally: What’s Next For Treasurys?

    October 23, 2026October 25, 2026

economy

It’s A Big Week

October 25, 2026October 27, 2026
  • What To Expect From The October FOMC Meeting

    October 24, 2026October 26, 2026
  • Kevin Needs A Credit Event

    October 23, 2026October 25, 2026
  • Return Of The Left-Tail

    October 22, 2026October 23, 2026
  • Dear Lord…

    October 20, 2026October 21, 2026

Geopolitics

Lula!

October 26, 2026October 27, 2026

Not Done Just Yet?

October 22, 2026October 23, 2026

Questions, But No Answers

October 19, 2026October 20, 2026

Duly Noted

Not Since 1969…

October 22, 2026October 24, 2026

Mind The Control Group!

October 15, 2026October 16, 2026

Grey Skies

November 25, 2022November 27, 2022

“It’s not so much a Black Friday as a grey one,” SocGen’s Kit Juckes wrote,

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(Mis)informed By ‘Corporate Views’

November 25, 2022November 26, 2022

“Way” back in August, following a better-than-feared Q2 reporting season for corporate America, it was

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China In Dire Straits

November 25, 2022December 2, 2022

Just two days after China’s cabinet tipped the “timely and appropriate” use of monetary stimulus

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No Profit Pollyannas Allowed

November 24, 2022November 26, 2022

At this point, I’m not sure anyone is as optimistic about the outlook for US

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Gamma Flip Suggests Stock Serenity. For Now

November 24, 2022November 25, 2022

Things have calmed down. For now. In a year defined by uncertainty and cross-asset turmoil,

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Meanwhile, In Turkey…

November 24, 2022December 1, 2022

He did it. Recep Tayyip Erdogan succeeded in bringing rates in Turkey back down into

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Bankman-Fried: FTX Collapse Is ‘Sh—y Thing’ That ‘Sucks’

November 23, 2022November 25, 2022

Below, find the letter Sam Bankman-Fried sent to FTX employees this week. Typically, I’d indulge

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Lags And Stepdowns

November 23, 2022November 25, 2022

The word “lags” came up nine times in the November FOMC minutes, released into a

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Saying One Thing, Doing Another

November 23, 2022November 24, 2022

“Along with the ongoing impact of inflation, attitudes have also been weighed down by rising

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Americans Keep Mortgaging Their Lives Away

November 23, 2022November 24, 2022

Incorrigible Americans, spurred on by some combination of rate buy-downs and FOMO, bought more brand

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In China: ‘Fight, Fight!’

November 23, 2022November 30, 2022

Maybe Xi Jinping decided to abandon “COVID zero” following last month’s Party congress. He’s going

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Half Empty

November 23, 2022November 23, 2022

Wednesday brought more disquieting economic data and more rate hikes, underscoring the tenuous nature of

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Emperor Bankman-Fried Had No Clothes

November 22, 2022December 1, 2022

“We have probably witnessed one of the most abrupt and difficult corporate collapses in the

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The End Of Mega-Tech Exceptionalism?

November 22, 2022November 23, 2022

Earlier this month, I asked if mega-cap US tech shares were “imposters” all along. It

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Crypto: Everyone Was Just That Stupid

November 22, 2022December 6, 2022

$2.1 trillion. That’s a rough approximation of the total value destruction across the cryptocurrency space

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No More Free Money (The Year The Music Stopped)

November 22, 2022November 23, 2022

Money is no longer free. That simple fact, perhaps more than anything else, explains the

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Kolanovic Sees Risk Assets Under Pressure ‘Until Fed Cuts Rates’

November 21, 2022November 22, 2022

If you’re waiting on a sustained rebound for risk assets (like stocks), you might be

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Burn The Playbook

November 21, 2022November 23, 2022

Congratulations. You’ve borne witness to macro history. I won’t trouble readers with the usual semantics.

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‘The Bear Market Is Not Over’: Goldman

November 21, 2022November 22, 2022

“The bear market is not over, in our view.” So said Goldman’s Peter Oppenheimer and

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It’s All About The Dollar: McElligott

November 21, 2022November 21, 2022

“It’s all a US dollar trade,” Nomura’s Charlie McElligott said Monday, while recapping the trio

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‘You Can’t Go Anywhere’: China Reopening Meme ‘Lasted A Week’

November 21, 2022November 28, 2022

I’m not sure about much these days, but 26,824 isn’t 0. Of that much, I’m

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Who Are You, And What’ve You Done With The Fed?

November 20, 2022November 21, 2022

Try as US policymakers might to disabuse traders of the notion that peak Fed funds

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FTX Owes Lots Of (Actual, Real) Money To Lots Of People

November 20, 2022November 21, 2022

FTX owes a lot of real money to a lot of people who, thanks to

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Wampanoag Week

November 20, 2022November 25, 2022

US investors will pause this week in solemn remembrance of the generosity bestowed upon early

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Stagflation, Stochasticity, Simplicity

November 19, 2022November 21, 2022

The consensus is that stagflation is the consensus. The awkward wording there is intentional. At

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What Wall Street’s Favorite Bear Expects In 2023

November 19, 2022November 26, 2022

Wall Street’s favorite bear has good news and bad news. Ok, it’s mostly bad news.

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Why This Time Is Different

November 19, 2022November 21, 2022

This time is different. Or, actually, this cycle is different. The first of those two

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