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Dramatic Plunge In Japanese Stocks Creates Existential Crisis – Peter Pan Summoned

November 9, 2017

Look, everyone needs to give the Nikkei a goddamn break on Thursday, ok?

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All’s Well That Ends In An Epic Mideast Death Match.

November 6, 2017

Tension is running high on Monday…

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Everything But The Kitchen Sink: Full Week Ahead Preview

October 29, 2017October 29, 2017

Well, there’s not a lot going on in the week ahead and by that I mean there’s so much going on that you couldn’t plan for it even if you wanted to.

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Back To The Future.

October 27, 2017October 27, 2017

It was a good day for the “future.”

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Super Mario: Full Week Ahead Preview

October 22, 2017October 22, 2017

As usual, the docket is full and the risks are multiplying.

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Yen Falls After Japanese Election As Nikkei Eyes Record Winning Streak

October 22, 2017October 22, 2017

Now we’ll see if this is enough to propel the Nikkei to a 15th consecutive winning session.

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Nikkei Ties All-Time Record With Cartoonish 14th Consecutive Gain And Really, Why The Hell Not?

October 20, 2017

Records, like rules, were made to be broken and the Nikkei is one session away from breaking a record. 

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The Situation Remains Fluid.

October 16, 2017October 16, 2017

If you were looking for clarity on anything, today was most assuredly not your day.

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Earthquake Detected In North Korea; ‘Tremors’ Detected In USDJPY

October 12, 2017October 12, 2017

This event occurred in the area of the previous North Korean Nuclear tests

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Ctrl-Alt-‘Up’.

October 3, 2017October 3, 2017

Another day, another…

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No Market Is An Island.

September 29, 2017September 29, 2017

Best of luck in Q4 and here’s hoping there’s a Q1 2018.

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Of Cryptos And Kurodas: A Friday Macro Tourist Odyssey

September 29, 2017

“And before you send me messages how I don’t understand it, don’t forget I was mining bitcoin before most of Wall Street had ever heard of it.”

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What, No Nukes?

September 26, 2017September 26, 2017

There’s always tomorrow.

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Monday Bloody Monday.

September 25, 2017September 25, 2017

There will be blood.

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Yen Slides Against All G-10 Peers As Abe Seeks 2 Trillion Stimulus Package

September 24, 2017

“The prime minister plans to instruct related ministers to announce 2 trillion yen of new economic measures within the year after announcing the change in consumption tax increase at the economic and fiscal advisory council on the 25th.”

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Euro Falls After German Election Raises More Questions Than It Answers

September 24, 2017September 24, 2017

“…most likely you will get some Swiss franc support on the back of those results.”

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‘Tell That To Rain Man’

September 22, 2017September 22, 2017

“Either way, you gotta be super smart to run a country and sell vol. buddy, okay? It’s not easy.”

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North Korea May Detonate H-Bomb In The Pacific: Yonhap

September 21, 2017September 21, 2017

“It could be the most powerful detonation of an H-bomb in the Pacific.”

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Comedy Hour Is Brought To You By: The BoJ

September 21, 2017September 21, 2017

Now if you didn’t know any better, you’d be inclined to think that any dissent as it relates to the BoJ’s lunatic policies would have to be centered around an objection to the inherent recklessness of it all. But that’s if you didn’t know any better…

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La, La, La.

September 20, 2017

Finally, in case you haven’t had enough of “connecting the dots” today, here’s another exercise for you…

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Dollar On The Move, EM Under Pressure As Fed Holds Firm On Trajectory

September 20, 2017September 20, 2017

Dollar bears on the back foot all of the sudden…

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Apocalypse Now (Again).

September 19, 2017

Well for those who had their doom bunkers all prepped and ready, there’s “good” news on Tuesday – the apocalypse is back on.

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Konnichiwa.

September 19, 2017September 19, 2017

“What more could a Japanese equity bull want?”

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Watching Paint Dry. Illogically.

September 18, 2017

As one reader put it earlier today, “is just being open for trading” a good enough reason for stocks to rally? 

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Friday.

September 15, 2017September 15, 2017

This time last week, everyone thought we’d all seen our last Friday.

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‘Kim’chi.

September 15, 2017September 15, 2017

Kim Jong-Un looks like he’s losing his ability to move markets.

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Them’s Fightin’ Words.

September 14, 2017September 14, 2017

There’s tension in the air.

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