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15 Things We Learned About Donald Trump From His Interview With The Times

January 16, 2017

“People don’t want to have other people coming in & destroying their country”…

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This Is What It’s Come To In America

January 16, 2017January 16, 2017

“Fake news: Michigan GOP elector didn’t choose suicide over voting for Trump.”

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Sunday Humor (Scottish TV Guide Edition)

January 15, 2017

“After a long absence, The Twilight Zone returns”…

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Is The Market Turning On The Man In The Blonde Wig?

January 14, 2017January 14, 2017

And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming…

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China: We’ll “Fight Against Protectionism,” Lead “Global Governance” Push

January 14, 2017

Beijing is making a concerted effort to present China as the new champion of global governance. To the extent Trump believes he’s undercutting the Chinese, he’s actually creating a kind of power vacuum that Xi Jinping is more than happy to fill.

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Dear Donald: You’re Not Hamilton And We’re Not Living In 1791

January 14, 2017

Since the election, these pages have been awash with commentary suggesting that the incoming Trump

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“Trading On Faith” Has Its Limits

January 14, 2017January 14, 2017

“With tangible details on most of these policies still missing, the market’s capacity to advance driven purely by faith is now showing its limits.”

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Heresy! Don’t Doubt The Narrative

January 13, 2017

It seems like I’ve been chained to this damn keyboard writing about 10Y yields and

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Meet Steve Patterson. He Just Made $500 Trading Trump’s Tweets

January 13, 2017

“I think it’s going to be a fun year for trading”…

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Mexico To Buy Twitter?

January 12, 2017

“Instead of spending its precious reserves to defend the peso, Mexico should just buy Twitter Inc. — at a cost of about $12 billion — and immediately shut it down.” They’ve got the money so what the hell, right?

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Thursday Humor: Epic Headline Hockey

January 12, 2017

Fake news?

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“It’s Like Living In The Roman Colosseum”: Reaction To Trump Presser Lacks Nuance

January 12, 2017

“If investors were left disappointed on details relevant to the economy and policies, it’s because no one raised the issues in any substantive way.”

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Daily Kickstart (Dollar Doldrums)

January 12, 2017

Oh how the mighty (greenback) has fallen. The consensus trade of 2017 is having a rough

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Trump Event A Yawner – Unless You Own Biotechs

January 11, 2017

Today’s “main event” turned out to be a bit of a dud. And I don’t

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Caption Contest (Vanity)

January 11, 2017

“Definitely my favorite sin”…

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How To Trade Today’s Main Event

January 11, 2017

“You can cut the anticipation with a knife.”

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Wednesday Chart Check (Trump, Brexit, And FX Chaos)

January 11, 2017

The US election and Brexit have a whole lot in common. Both represent the electorate’s

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Daily Kickstart (Dear Mexico, We’re Sorry About All This)

January 11, 2017

I think I can probably sum up Wednesday with one sentence and one chart…

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Two Thirds Of Americans Say Trump Should Stop Tweeting – For Good

January 10, 2017

“140 characters may not be enough to tell Donald Trump just how much Americans want him to knock off the tweeting.”

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Trading Trump’s Coronation

January 10, 2017

There’s been nothing ambiguous about investors’ collective reaction to the election of Donald Trump. Once

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John Kerry Slams Trump’s Twitter Addiction, Warns On “Rise Of Authoritarian Populism”

January 10, 2017January 10, 2017

“Every country in the world better start worrying about authoritarian populism and the absence of substance in our dialogue.”

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“A Permanent Output Loss”: One Bank Quantifies Likely Damage From Trump’s Trade Pissing Contests

January 9, 2017

A pervasive theme here at the Heisenberg Report is that Donald Trump’s determination to start

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Blockbuster: Corporate, Bank Debt Sales Break Records In Busy First Week

January 8, 2017

How anxious are corporate management teams to get out ahead of Donald Trump’s inauguration? Very.

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“Investors Focused On Tweets”: Trump Twitter Feed Now Market’s Main Catalyst

January 8, 2017

I’ve talked quite a bit lately about how surreal it is that we live (and

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Your Complete Guide To Trump’s “Contract” With Voters

January 7, 2017

As Boeing, Lockheed Martin, GM, Toyota, Honda, Mazda, and Nissan have recently discovered, Donald Trump

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Another Saturday In Bizzaro World

January 7, 2017

We’re living in a Salvador Dali painting…

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Will The Hubris Of Liberal Elites “Give Way To A Global Meltdown”?

January 6, 2017

“In Greek tragedy, hubris inevitably leads to catastrophe. Many fear that we are now enacting just such a tragedy, with the hubris of liberal western elites giving way to global meltdown.”

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