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Trump Calls Mueller A ‘National Disgrace’, Accidentally Admits To Obstruction Again

August 20, 2018October 15, 2021

“If you FIGHT BACK or say anything bad about the Rigged Witch Hunt, they scream Obstruction!”

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Michael Cohen Could Be Charged In $20 Million Bank Fraud, Cooperation Deal With Mueller Seems Likely

August 19, 2018August 20, 2018

Michael Cohen is in some hot water. Which means Donald Trump is in some hot water too.

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‘Truth Isn’t Truth’: Trump, Giuliani Square Off Against Maggie Haberman, Reality

August 19, 2018August 19, 2018

“Don’t do this, this is going to become a bad meme”. 

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Oops: White House Counsel Don McGahn ‘Cooperated Extensively’ With Robert Mueller In Obstruction Probe

August 18, 2018October 15, 2021

“They were snookered”.

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Let’s Talk Farmers, Propaganda, Deere And Denmark

August 18, 2018August 18, 2018

“…they’re selling the coin, or the, the corn.”

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Trump’s Plan To Do Away With Quarterly Earnings Reports Is A Terrible Idea – Surely You Know That

August 17, 2018August 18, 2018

“Abolishing quarterly reporting is a ridiculous idea.”

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Trump Dubs Andrew Brunson ‘Patriot Hostage’, Says U.S. Won’t Pay A Dime For Him

August 16, 2018August 17, 2018

If you’re Andrew Brunson, I’m not sure what’s more disconcerting…

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Trump’s Military Parade To Cost Ten Times More Than Lowest Initial Estimate, Will Include 70-Ton Tanks

August 16, 2018October 16, 2021

The good news is…

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Let’s Play Dollar Bingo With Larry Kudlow – Who Had ‘Cherished’?

August 16, 2018August 16, 2018

None of this makes any sense. Not a bit of it. It’s a self-referential nightmare.

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Rudy Giuliani Says Trump Ready To Fight Possible Mueller Subpoena All The Way To The Supreme Court

August 15, 2018October 15, 2021

“We would move to quash the subpoena.”

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So Much For ‘Just Trolling People’: Trump Revokes John Brennan’s Security Clearance

August 15, 2018October 15, 2021

Now tell us, Paul Ryan, do you still think he was “just trolling people”?

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‘Mr. Trump Is Part Of This’: Safe Manufacturer Closes Last Two U.S. Plants, Moves To Mexico

August 15, 2018August 16, 2018

So much winning.

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Trump Says Sessions Isn’t ‘Real’ AG, Admits Real Reason For Strzok Firing, Calls A Black Woman ‘A Dog’

August 14, 2018October 16, 2021

Sometimes you wonder if Donald Trump is just a man resigned to his own fate.

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Trump Gets ‘Great Lover’ Peter Strzok Fired, Then Demands Investigation Of Hillary Clinton

August 13, 2018October 16, 2021

“No Collusion, No Obstruction”.

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The Bikers Of Bedminster: Another Preposterous Saturday In Trump’s America

August 12, 2018August 13, 2018

Define: surreal.

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Trump Turns Turkey Dumpster Fire Into Five-Alarm Blaze With Tariffs Tweet

August 10, 2018August 10, 2018

Burn baby, burn.

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Caught On Tape: Devin Nunes Admits Republicans’ Main Job Is To Keep Trump From Getting Impeached

August 9, 2018August 9, 2018

“All of this goes away.”

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A Completely Serious Mike Pence Wants $8 Billion From Taxpayers For Trump’s ‘Space Force’

August 9, 2018August 9, 2018

So our “best and bravest” will have the funding they need to “deter a new generation of threats to our people.”

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Is Democracy Dying? New Poll Paints Grim Picture For Press Freedom

August 7, 2018August 9, 2018

Democracy dies in darkness.

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Trump, Stephen Miller Will Now Limit Citizenship For Legal Immigrants Who’ve Used Obamacare

August 7, 2018October 16, 2021

Define: cruel.

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‘People Have Said P.T. Barnum!’ Trump’s Reality Distortion Loop Gets A New Dimension With TiVo Reruns

August 6, 2018August 7, 2018

“They don’t realize, it’s a lot of work. It’s not easy.”

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‘My Wonderful Son’ Don Jr.’s Meeting With Russians Was ‘Totally Legal’, Trump Inexplicably Shouts

August 5, 2018

The President doth protest too much, methinks.

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Trump On Sunday: The Press Are ‘Dangerous, Sick’ People ‘Who Can Cause War’

August 5, 2018August 6, 2018

“I am providing a great service.”

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‘This Is About Impeachment’: As Giuliani Continues To Unravel, Trump Doubles Down On Koch Attacks

August 2, 2018October 16, 2021

“If Democrats get control of the House, do you think they’re going to treat President Trump fairly?”

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Sorry, But Sarah Huckabee Sanders Doesn’t Have The ‘Space Force’ Answers You’re Looking For

August 1, 2018August 1, 2018

Stranger than fiction.

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If It’s Evidence Of Obstruction Mueller Is After, Trump’s Wednesday Attack On Jeff Sessions Is Exhibit A

August 1, 2018August 2, 2018

The tweets of wrath.

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These Five Farmers Will Suffer ‘To The Death’ For Trump And In Return, Trump Will Sell Them A $45 Hat

August 1, 2018August 1, 2018

“They’re saying, ‘it’s ok, we can take it.'”

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