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Puerto Rico Is Scamming Hurricane Relief Funds, Say Crazy Badgers Who Live In Trump’s Brain

November 12, 2018November 12, 2018

The President is still mad at hurricane victims.

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Trump Claims Puerto Rico Death Toll Is A Democrat Hoax, Says Some People Died Of ‘Old Age’

September 13, 2018October 17, 2021

“3000 people did not die in the two hurricanes that hit Puerto Rico.”

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Trump Says Anyone Who’s Still Alive In Puerto Rico ‘Appreciates The Fantastic Job’ He Did After Hurricane

August 29, 2018August 30, 2018

“Most of the people appreciate what we’ve done.”

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‘Let Them Eat Paper Towels’: Krugman Takes On ‘Air Trump’

October 13, 2017October 13, 2017

“O.K., I lied. The dire situation I just described is in Puerto Rico, not Iowa (which happens to have just about the same number of U.S. citizens).”

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‘You Know What? It’s Fine.’

October 12, 2017

There’s always tomorrow…

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San Juan Mayor Rips Trump The ‘Paper Towel Throwing Hater’ In Scathing Press Release

October 12, 2017

“While you’re amusing yourself throwing paper towels at us”…

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Trump Wakes Up, Reminds Puerto Rico Their Infrastructure Sucks, Says FEMA Can’t Stay ‘Forever’

October 12, 2017October 12, 2017

“All infrastructure was already a disaster.”

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Moronic.

October 4, 2017October 4, 2017

“To be a moron.”

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Trump ‘Hates’ To Tell Puerto Rico, But They’ve Thrown ‘A Thing Called Budget Out Of Whack’

October 3, 2017October 3, 2017

“What is your death count?”

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Hurricane Damage: Full Week Ahead Preview

October 1, 2017

Ok, well it’s Sunday which means, barring Trump wandering into a nuclear war in the next several hours, tomorrow will be Monday. This week they’ll be a lot of talk about…

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FEMA’s Brock Long Reckons Normandy And The Moon Ain’t Got Nothin’ On Puerto Rico

October 1, 2017October 1, 2017

“The most logistically challenging event the United States has ever seen.”

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Trump Appears To Call San Juan Mayor A ‘Politically Motivated Ingrate’

October 1, 2017October 1, 2017

There’s a lot going on in the world on Sunday including violent clashes in Spain ut you can bet when Donald Trump rolled out of bed and put on his rusty Brillo pad wig this morning, he had only two things on his mind…

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‘You’re Going Straight To Hell’: The Ratings Are In On Trump’s Puerto Rico Tweets

September 30, 2017September 30, 2017

“No long lines for you.”

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Trump Blasts Puerto Rico: They ‘Want Everything Done For Them’, San Juan Mayor Is Conspiring With Democrats

September 30, 2017September 30, 2017

“Such poor leadership. They want everything done for them”…

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