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Jamie Dimon, ‘Red-Blooded Capitalist,’ Braces For ‘Superstorm Sandy’

June 1, 2022June 9, 2022

“Right now, it’s kinda sunny, things are doin’ fine,” Jamie Dimon mused, gesticulating at a conference

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Kolanovic: Stocks Will Recover Losses, End 2022 Flat

June 1, 2022June 2, 2022

“During the month of May, bearish investors took victory laps — until the last week

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Canada’s ‘No. 1 Gatekeeper’ Threatens Massive Rate Hike

June 1, 2022June 2, 2022

Tiff Macklem needed to send a message on Wednesday. Like other developed market central bank

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Layoffs Fall To Record Low As US Labor Shortage Persists

June 1, 2022June 9, 2022

US job openings fell in April, closely-watched data out Wednesday showed. Unfortunately, at 11.4 million,

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We’re Witnessing Commodities’ ‘TINA-Moment,’ Goldman Says

June 1, 2022June 1, 2022

When it comes to hedging macro risks, there is no alternative. To commodities. That’s one

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Biden Respectfully Reminds You Inflation Is Fed’s Thing

May 31, 2022June 9, 2022

Over the last 48 hours, Joe Biden made it pretty clear who voters should blame

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Only A Ukraine Cease Fire Can Stop Stock Bear Market

May 31, 2022June 1, 2022

If you’re betting on anything more than a short-lived bounce in US equities, an end

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Inflation Isn’t Done With Us Yet

May 30, 2022May 31, 2022

Markets pull forward expected future outcomes, so there’s a sense in which you could argue

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Hedge Funds Face The Music After Historic ‘VIP’ Drag

May 30, 2022May 31, 2022

Hedge funds may be hit with $20 billion in redemptions during the remainder of this

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Stock Rebound Gets Test From US Jobs Report, Data Deluge

May 30, 2022June 3, 2022

The holiday-compressed US trading week features a daunting data docket that’ll test investors’ mettle after

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Billions At Stake As Bored Ape Battles Crypto Bear

May 29, 2022June 5, 2022

I’ve welcomed quite a few new readers this year, and particularly over the past few

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Is Decentralized Finance Imploding?

May 29, 2022May 30, 2022

“You can’t issue unlicensed securities and use your friends as the underwriters,” I told someone

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‘The Market Is Always Embracing The Worst Possible Scenario’

May 28, 2022May 30, 2022

“What if the curve has been right all along?” Deutsche Bank’s Aleksandar Kocic wondered, in

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Retail Investors Sell Almost All Stocks Bought During Pandemic

May 28, 2022May 30, 2022

We talk incessantly (and often derisively) about “the retail investor.” We’re never very precise about

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The Stock Selloff Probably Isn’t Over

May 28, 2022June 4, 2022

Foraging for winners in the smoldering wreckage of 2022’s charred cross-asset landscape conjures The Road,

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$21 Billion In Dip-Buying Spotted As S&P Snaps Losing Streak

May 27, 2022June 2, 2022

The “summer rally bandwagon is growing.” That’s according to BofA’s Michael Hartnett who, in the

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From Markets To Politics, It’s All About China’s ‘Trajectory’

May 27, 2022May 28, 2022

Shares in Hong Kong closed out an otherwise lackluster week on a high note Friday,

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As Middle Class ‘Trades Down,’ Dollar Stores Trade Up

May 26, 2022May 28, 2022

“The great thing at Dollar General is that we offer that value,” CEO Todd Vasos

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Albert Edwards Spots ‘Elephant In The Room’

May 26, 2022May 27, 2022

Albert Edwards wants to “talk about stocks.” But not those stocks. In a Thursday note,

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Popular Strategist Sees ‘Critical Near-Term Pivot’ As Stocks Rally

May 26, 2022May 27, 2022

Although the bar for the Fed to slow the pace of rate hikes remains very

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A Wild Trip Through Turkey

May 26, 2022June 2, 2022

Turkey kept rates on hold Thursday which, to the uninitiated, probably doesn’t sound like news.

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Around A Burning World

May 26, 2022May 26, 2022

Sentiment was muted in Asia Thursday, and only slightly better than that in Europe, as

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Retail Investor Mania Fizzles In Unforgiving 2022

May 25, 2022May 26, 2022

Remember the retail investor mania? For a few months in early 2021, Reddit residents and

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Fed Minutes Describe Combustible Inflation Setup

May 25, 2022May 26, 2022

The word “restrictive” showed up just once in the May FOMC minutes, but allusions to

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Minerd Once Saw $400k Bitcoin. Now He Just Sees ‘Bunch Of Yahoos’

May 25, 2022May 26, 2022

Sometimes, Guggenheim’s Scott Minerd is unequivocally correct. Like that time, on February 27, 2020, when

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Fed ‘Pause’ Narrative May Be Wildly Overblown

May 25, 2022June 1, 2022

Over the past 48 hours, the financial media (and Bill Ackman) leaped at comments from

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Dolce > Dick’s

May 25, 2022May 25, 2022

As the old adage goes, “Nordstrom giveth and Dick’s taketh away.” Shares of the former

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