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If We Don’t Reelect Trump, The Economy Will Fall Into A Depressionary ‘Sinkhole’ Unseen In Human History, Says Trump

July 31, 2019October 11, 2021

“Miracles”.

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US-China Talks Fizzle Out As Economic Cold War Shows No Signs Of Thawing

July 31, 2019July 31, 2019

According Xinhua, the two sides will hold the next round of talks in September.

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Goldman Lifts S&P Price Target, Sees 3,400 In 2020, Slashes EPS Outlook

July 30, 2019July 30, 2019

There’s good news and there’s bad news.

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3 US-China Trade Scenarios As Talks Restart Amid ‘Somber Outlook’

July 29, 2019

Curb your enthusiasm.

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They’ll ‘Probably Do Very Little’: A Disgusted Trump Delivers His July FOMC Preview

July 29, 2019July 29, 2019

“Too bad!”

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Watch Janet Yellen Explain Why She Would Cut Rates, And What Her Interview With Trump Was Like

July 29, 2019July 29, 2019

“I guess, I expressed some skepticism”…

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Dances With Doves: Full Week Ahead Preview

July 28, 2019July 29, 2019

Trial by fire.

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What To Expect From The Fed At The July Meeting And Press Conference

July 28, 2019July 28, 2019

The wait is almost over.

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‘Living In A Very Strange World’

July 27, 2019November 14, 2021

“Negative credit could soon be the norm”.

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Corporate Cash Balances Are Hemorrhaging The Most In 40 Years

July 27, 2019July 27, 2019

There’s good news and there’s bad news. 

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Nomura’s McElligott: ‘Goldilocks’ ECB Sets Up ‘Smooth Fed Meeting’ That ‘Keeps The Dream Alive’

July 26, 2019

“Any sort of ECB ultra-dovish ‘shock’ yesterday would have put considerable pressure on the Fed”.

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CNBC’s Sara Eisen Asks Larry Kudlow If The Real ‘Miracle’ Is That Trump Hasn’t Crashed The Economy

July 26, 2019

“You call it reform, but we saw it show up”.

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MAGA Economy Gets Mixed Review In GDP Report, While Trump’s 3% ‘Miracle’ Is Wiped Off The Board

July 26, 2019July 26, 2019

And the punchline…

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The VIX Is Very Low To Be This Close To A Historic Fed Meeting

July 26, 2019

Cheap options for “plain English”.

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The Most Dramatic Pivot Since The Crisis

July 26, 2019July 26, 2019

“…counting the impacts of the QE-unwind since 2014, the degree of tightening has been severe”.

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Will It Be Enough?

July 25, 2019July 26, 2019

We need to reflate with more “vigor”.

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David Vs. Goliath: Einhorn Takes On The US Corporate Debt Bubble

July 25, 2019November 14, 2021

“Good luck, we’re all counting on you”.

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Turkey’s Recently Decapitated Central Bank Gives Erdogan Massive Rate Cut

July 25, 2019July 25, 2019

Markets were on edge headed into today’s CBT meeting.

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Just When You Thought It Couldn’t Get Any Worse For Germany, Business Expectations Crumble To 2009 Levels

July 25, 2019July 25, 2019

From worse to worser.

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Markets Have Moved From ‘Central Bank Put’ To ‘Mini-Goldilocks’. Now, The Risk Of Another Regime Shift Is Rising

July 24, 2019July 25, 2019

Even in a benign situation, a rotation could catch lopsided positioning woefully offsides.

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‘This Could Trigger An Actual Recession’: Folks Are Getting Worried About Germany

July 24, 2019

“…at this point though, the manufacturing slowdown in the EZ is so real that it risks dragging Services with it”.

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‘From Bad To Worse’: Yields Plunge To Record Lows As German Manufacturing Falls Off A Cliff

July 24, 2019July 24, 2019

This “raises the risk of the euro area’s largest member state entering a mild technical recession”.

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(Anti)Trust Me – Again

July 23, 2019July 24, 2019

The bottom line is the same as it was last month

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Nomura’s McElligott Returns, Talks ‘The Halcyon Cross-Asset Short Vol Trading Environment’

July 23, 2019

The market zeitgeist is largely unchanged.

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UBS CEO Very Worried About Asset Bubbles, Says ‘Cutting Rates To Infinity’ Not Great For You (Or Him)

July 23, 2019July 23, 2019

“I hope the US won’t follow that”.

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Boris Johnson And Other Fun Tuesday Notables

July 23, 2019July 23, 2019

BoJo takes over and other notables from across the globe.

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Elizabeth Warren: An Economic Crash Is Coming

July 22, 2019

“The country’s economic foundation is fragile. A single shock could bring it all down”.

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