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‘The Good News Is, It’s Not Severely Out Of Hand’

June 12, 2020June 12, 2020

“The second wave has arrived; or at least that is the impression one would get”.

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Albert Edwards: ‘The Great Melt’ Is Coming. But ‘Outright Deflation’ Is Here Now

June 11, 2020June 12, 2020

“…there will never be any serious attempt to reverse policy stimulus.”

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Hello Darkness, My Old Friend

June 11, 2020June 11, 2020

Another day in reality television.

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Another Week, Another Huge Haul For Credit Funds, As Inflows Hit $92 Billion In Two Months

June 11, 2020

The tsunami continues.

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Household Net Worth Suffers Biggest Drop In History While Business Debt Explodes Most On Record

June 11, 2020

This is what it looks like when the “wealth effect” slams into reverse.

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Rotation Frustration Grips A Suddenly Terrified Market, As Mnuchin Says ‘Can’t Shut The Economy Again’

June 11, 2020June 11, 2020

“Not everything has to be a paradigm shift”.

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‘CHAZ’: Seattle’s New Autonomous Zone Shows A Nation ‘Fed’ Up

June 11, 2020June 12, 2020

“Let them eat stocks”.

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Jobless Claims Refute ‘V-Shaped Comeback’ Meme

June 11, 2020June 11, 2020

Not exactly indicative of “the greatest comeback in American history”.

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Hangover.

June 11, 2020June 11, 2020

“It’s more likely retail traders caught in microbubbles getting stopped out”.

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‘All The Stars Are Aligned’: One Bank Says S&P May ‘Overshoot 3,500’

June 10, 2020June 11, 2020

“If the Fed is reluctant to go to negative rates, will it prefer to buy equity ETFs?”

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As Powell Cures Markets, Mnuchin Demands More Stimulus While Virus Eyes Comeback

June 10, 2020June 10, 2020

“This was a natural disaster. We gotta get them back to work”.

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Fed Puts A Floor Under Asset Purchases, Sees Rates At Zero Through 2022

June 10, 2020June 10, 2020

“Tremendous human and economic hardship across the United States and around the world”.

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‘Reality Repression’: Markets Witness Biggest Disconnect In Modern History

June 10, 2020June 10, 2020

“Nothing else matters”.

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Coronavirus Throws Off Another ‘First Time Ever’ Moment For Economy, As Inflation-Deflation Debate Rages

June 10, 2020

It’s all noise – until it isn’t anymore.

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‘Without Precedent In Living Memory’: Here Is The OECD’s Foreboding 2020 Outlook

June 10, 2020June 10, 2020

“Extraordinary policies will be required to walk the tightrope towards recovery.”

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Meanwhile, In The World’s Second Largest Economy…

June 10, 2020June 10, 2020

Factory gate deflation bites.

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Jeff Gundlach, Who Shorted The S&P 12% Ago, Predicts Mass White-Collar Layoffs

June 9, 2020June 9, 2020

“I think that they just stare in the mirror in the morning with just fear in their eyes”.

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Paul Tudor Jones On ‘Humble Pie,’ The Twilight Zone, And What’s Wrong With America

June 9, 2020June 9, 2020

“Whatever we thought was okay is just simply not good enough”.

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The Fed? Robinhood? World Demands Answers For Increasingly Silly Stock Rally

June 9, 2020June 10, 2020

“Our first special question showed a clear consensus for the driver behind the move”.

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The Problem With Bonds, According To Morgan Stanley

June 9, 2020June 9, 2020

It’s actually problems – plural.

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‘What A 14-Sigma Momentum Crash Looks Like’ (Or, The Culmination Of A Decade-Long ‘Life Versus Death’ Battle)

June 9, 2020June 9, 2020

If you’re wondering where that falls on the “swan” scale…

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Will Trump Let Republicans Jeopardize His Reelection By Refusing More Virus Relief?

June 9, 2020June 9, 2020

“…progress on the next fiscal package remains elusive”.

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‘From Meltdown To Stock Bubble In A Matter Of Weeks’: Market Marvels At New Mania

June 8, 2020June 9, 2020

At a basic, common sense level, it really is silly.

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20/20

June 8, 2020June 8, 2020

“This bull market is behaving violently”.

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Scott Minerd ‘Gazes Into Crystal Ball,’ Says Fed May Buy Stocks, Hoard Gold In Severe Crisis

June 8, 2020June 8, 2020

“…this may very well become the policy option of choice in the future”.

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Stan Druckenmiller To CNBC: ‘I’ve Made All Of 3% In A 40% Rally’

June 8, 2020June 8, 2020

“I missed a great opportunity here”.

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‘Death By 1,000 Axe Wounds’: CTAs Poised To Pile On As Bond Selloff ‘Goes Live,’ Nomura’s McElligott Says

June 8, 2020June 8, 2020

Legacy long position in US rates and duration enters “a very dangerous space”.

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