Good News: Customer Service Fixed The Stock Market.

“Yes, is this customer service? I’d like to report an outage in the magic money machine.”

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DACA Schoen: Full Week Ahead Preview

All eyes on (geo)politics. And Canada. Of course.

Chinese Checkers.

Headlines aplenty.

Hell Hath No (Fire And) Fury.

Up, up and away, but remember…

Holiday Drift.

Waiting on Santa.

The Rich Get Richer.

And that’s the week.

Trouble In Paradise.

There’s trouble in market paradise.

What Could Go Wrong? Full Week Ahead Preview

Buckle up, this could be a bumpy ride.

Trick Or Treat.

Boo!

Fireworks.

“…or what counts as ‘fireworks.'”

Watching Paint Dry. Illogically.

As one reader put it earlier today, “is just being open for trading” a good enough reason for stocks to rally? 

A New Global Trend Or Just Maple Syrup On Bacon?

“I can already hear the guffaws from all my hard money readers. The last thing the government needs to do is spend more money is what they will say. We need to save more, spend less, and tighten our belts. Well, that has been tried.”

‘The Clocks Stopped At 1:17’…

Ok, get ready.

For now, the fiscal-chaos-can has been kicked, Harvey is behind us, and North Korea’s latest nuclear test has come and gone.

But dead ahead is Irma’s landfall in Florida, North Korea’s “founding day” (which by most accounts will be “celebrated” with an ICBM launch), and of course, more gridlock in D.C. We are, figuratively and literally, in the eye of the storm on Friday.

Ok, So What Now?

Just one more day of this before the weekend, when we’ll all get to put up the plywood and hide in the basement as Irma turns Florida into Atlantis and Kim turns Tokyo into Dresden…

Boris The Bullet-Dodger.

Seemingly unwilling to risk any further damage to his already low approval ratings, Trump ultimately decided to go ahead and take the drama out of the debt ceiling debate, striking a deal with Democrats – much to chagrin of the GOP. We’ve now got a new lease on life – until December. And even that…