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Meanwhile, In Japan: Yield Curve Control Fails, Top US Creditor Status Regained

August 16, 2019August 16, 2019

“The BOJ will have to give up something”.

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Let’s Say You’ve Been Buying 6 Trillion Yen A Year In ETFs And You Want To Sell. How Would That Work?

June 18, 2018June 18, 2018

Good luck.

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Around The World In 1,200 Words: Full Week Ahead Preview

April 22, 2018April 22, 2018

As usual, lots on the docket.

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This Is What A Broken Market Looks Like: No One Traded 10Y JGBs On Tuesday

March 14, 2018March 14, 2018

Completely lifeless.

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You Will Have To Pry Kuroda’s ‘Very Powerful Easing’ From His ‘Very Cold, Very Dead’ Hands

March 9, 2018

Any questions? If so, you can direct them to Kuroda’s secretary, Tinker Bell.

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You’re Lying About Kuroda, So Let Kuroda Tell You What Kuroda ‘Never Said’

March 6, 2018March 6, 2018

Right. Get your shit straight people. 

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Not For The Faint-Hearted: Full Week Ahead Preview

March 4, 2018March 4, 2018

This is not going to be for the faint of heart.

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If You’re Long Risk Assets, You Do Not Want To Hear Kuroda Using The Word ‘Exit’

March 2, 2018March 2, 2018

For two months now, the world has been eyeing the BoJ closely for signs they might be set to follow the Fed and the ECB down the road to policy normalization. 

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BoJ May Need To Buy Foreign Bonds After Running Out Of Other Shit To Buy

February 22, 2018

Fun with the BoJ!

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‘Is This The End Of The Central Bank Put’?

February 13, 2018February 13, 2018

It may be time to question your religion.

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If You Thought That Was Crazy: Full Week Ahead Preview

January 28, 2018January 28, 2018

How about a little more fun?

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Let The Currency Wars Commence: Amid USDJPY Slide, One Bank Asks What’s Next

January 26, 2018January 26, 2018

Everyone wants to know what comes next.

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Do Yourself A Favor And Don’t Ignore The BoJ, Ok?

January 23, 2018January 23, 2018

What’s in a word or, in this case, four words?

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If You Were Japanese, Would You Go On A Spending Spree To Celebrate Your Massive Bitcoin And Equity Gains?

January 21, 2018

…what we wanted to point out are the multiple layers of irony here.

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Rumblings In The East: WSJ Says BoJ Thinking About ‘Massaging’ You

January 19, 2018

Needless to say, that’s likely to fan the flames in terms of speculation about whether the predictably “boring” BoJ is about to get more exciting and thereby become a source of uncertainty for markets. 

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Albert Edwards Warns Of ‘Surprise’ From The East, Explains ‘How To Call 10 Of The Last 1 Crashes’

January 16, 2018

“Many clients we meet are fully invested bears, nervously looking over their shoulder for signals of the next ‘Great Unwind’.”

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A Worrying Sign Emerges For Bitcoin

December 21, 2017December 21, 2017

“Bitcoin’s price looks abnormally high if you graph it.”

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The Clock Is Ticking: Full Week Ahead Preview

December 17, 2017December 17, 2017

All in all, “no rest for the weary” if you’re a market observer/trader. 

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Clean Up Your Damn Junk: Full Week Ahead Preview

November 12, 2017November 12, 2017

“This is the big one, Elizabeth!”

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A Truly Taxing Day.

November 9, 2017November 9, 2017

Thursday, bloody Thursday.

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Dramatic Plunge In Japanese Stocks Creates Existential Crisis – Peter Pan Summoned

November 9, 2017

Look, everyone needs to give the Nikkei a goddamn break on Thursday, ok?

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23 For 25 Or Simply: ‘Since 1992’

November 7, 2017November 7, 2017

All hail the sacred equity cow.

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Everything But The Kitchen Sink: Full Week Ahead Preview

October 29, 2017October 29, 2017

Well, there’s not a lot going on in the week ahead and by that I mean there’s so much going on that you couldn’t plan for it even if you wanted to.

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Stark Raving Mad.

October 18, 2017October 18, 2017

“Let me in.”

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To Neverland And Beyond.

October 11, 2017October 11, 2017

“… because the idea that what you see in that chart has nothing to do with what you see in the two charts below is clearly ridiculous.”

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Janet. Fed Preview

September 17, 2017September 20, 2017

Good luck out there – your fate rests on the shoulders of a diminutive economist with a pixie cut…

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Save The Date: By ‘End-March 2019’ The Japanese Stock Market Will Cease To Function

August 2, 2017August 2, 2017

“This could cause the number of shares circulating on the market to almost completely dry up for some stocks.”

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