Around The World In 1,200 Words: Full Week Ahead Preview

As usual, lots on the docket.


This Is What A Broken Market Looks Like: No One Traded 10Y JGBs On Tuesday

Completely lifeless.

You Will Have To Pry Kuroda’s ‘Very Powerful Easing’ From His ‘Very Cold, Very Dead’ Hands

Any questions? If so, you can direct them to Kuroda’s secretary, Tinker Bell.

You’re Lying About Kuroda, So Let Kuroda Tell You What Kuroda ‘Never Said’

Right. Get your shit straight people. 

Not For The Faint-Hearted: Full Week Ahead Preview

This is not going to be for the faint of heart.

If You’re Long Risk Assets, You Do Not Want To Hear Kuroda Using The Word ‘Exit’

For two months now, the world has been eyeing the BoJ closely for signs they might be set to follow the Fed and the ECB down the road to policy normalization. 

BoJ May Need To Buy Foreign Bonds After Running Out Of Other Shit To Buy

Fun with the BoJ!

‘Is This The End Of The Central Bank Put’?

It may be time to question your religion.

If You Thought That Was Crazy: Full Week Ahead Preview

How about a little more fun?

Let The Currency Wars Commence: Amid USDJPY Slide, One Bank Asks What’s Next

Everyone wants to know what comes next.

Do Yourself A Favor And Don’t Ignore The BoJ, Ok?

What’s in a word or, in this case, four words?

If You Were Japanese, Would You Go On A Spending Spree To Celebrate Your Massive Bitcoin And Equity Gains?

…what we wanted to point out are the multiple layers of irony here.

Rumblings In The East: WSJ Says BoJ Thinking About ‘Massaging’ You

Needless to say, that’s likely to fan the flames in terms of speculation about whether the predictably “boring” BoJ is about to get more exciting and thereby become a source of uncertainty for markets. 

Albert Edwards Warns Of ‘Surprise’ From The East, Explains ‘How To Call 10 Of The Last 1 Crashes’

“Many clients we meet are fully invested bears, nervously looking over their shoulder for signals of the next ‘Great Unwind’.”

A Worrying Sign Emerges For Bitcoin

“Bitcoin’s price looks abnormally high if you graph it.”