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JPMorgan Beats Helped By Reserve Release, But Dimon Delivers Caveats, Warnings

January 15, 2021October 13, 2021

JPMorgan kicked off earnings season Friday, with Wall Street’s five largest banks on track to

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JPMorgan Reports Massive Trading Gains, Helping Offset Huge Reserve Build

July 14, 2020October 13, 2021

JPMorgan kicked off what’s widely expected to be the worst quarter for big bank earnings

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JPMorgan Reports 69% Drop In Net Income As ‘Likely Severe Recession’ Prompts $6.8 Billion Reserve Build

April 14, 2020October 13, 2021

“The first quarter delivered some unprecedented challenges.”

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JPMorgan Beats As FICC Is Predictable Blowout On Easy Comp. Dimon Cites ‘Complex Geopolitical Issues’

January 14, 2020January 14, 2020

“We face a continued high level of complex geopolitical issues”.

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JPMorgan Cuts Net-Interest Income Forecast – Market Not Amused

July 16, 2019July 16, 2019

Thanks, Jay.

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JPMorgan Beats, As Revenue Tops Highest Estimate, FICC Good Enough

April 12, 2019April 12, 2019

Good enough?

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JPMorgan Disappoints: FICC Fail Drives First Profit Miss In 15 Quarters

January 15, 2019January 15, 2019

“Challenging market conditions.”

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As Long As You Don’t Care About That FICC Miss, JPMorgan Results Look Ok

October 12, 2018October 12, 2018

This is probably good enough. Fingers crossed.

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JPMorgan’s Record Results Suggest Jamie Dimon Likely To Remain ‘Richer Than You’ For The Foreseeable Future

July 13, 2018July 13, 2018

Jamie Dimon has a “strong, diversified franchise.”

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Jamie Dimon Thinks America Might Be A Mess, But Fortunately, He’s Got 47 Pages Of Solutions

April 5, 2018April 5, 2018

This is why Jamie Dimon is “richer than you.”

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Cities Upon Hills And Castles In The Sky.

January 12, 2018January 12, 2018

Thank God it’s Friday.

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Big Bank Earnings Breakdown: Full Summaries Of JPMorgan, Bank of America, Wells Fargo Results

January 13, 2017January 13, 2017

Bank earnings are seen as the first real test for the Trump rally as investors are looking forward to what they hope will be higher margins and a more friendly regulatory regime.

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Daily Kickstart (“I Had Some Bad Chinese”)

January 13, 2017

We’re gonna need a weaker yuan. Data out Friday showed China’s exports falling 6.1% y/y

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Billionaire Jamie Dimon To Businesses: “Share The Wealth A Little Bit, Ok?!”

December 22, 2016December 22, 2016

One person who benefited handsomely from the rally off the 2009 bottom is JPMorgan Chase’s

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