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Donald Trump, Russian Blackmail Expert, Says Germany Is Definitely ‘A Captive Of Russia’

July 11, 2018July 13, 2018

“We’ve heard him before and seen the tweets”.

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Independence Day: Full Week Ahead Preview

July 1, 2018July 6, 2018

Fireworks.

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European Assets Get Fleeting Reprieve From Migration ‘Deal’ In Purported Boon To Italy’s Populists

June 29, 2018June 29, 2018

“Mobilizing” to find a “solution”.

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The Wrong Side Of History.

June 23, 2018June 24, 2018

Of populism, propaganda, Salvini and the Trump TIME cover.

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The ‘Most Important Week Of The Year’? Full Week Ahead Preview

June 11, 2018June 11, 2018

I doubt it, but as Trump would say, “we’ll see what happens”…

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God Bless Us, Everyone.

June 6, 2018June 6, 2018

Muddling through, where that means: voracious rally.

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Trump Spanks Closest Allies With Tariffs, Plans To Clear All Mercedes From 5th Avenue Where He Hypothetically Shoots Random People Without Losing Voters

May 31, 2018May 31, 2018

Because fuck friends. I guess (?)

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I Don’t Know You Guys, It Seems Like That German Inflation Print Is Bad News When It Comes To Whether The ECB Will Be Inclined To Rescue Italy

May 30, 2018

Call me crazy, but…

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Fuggedaboutit.

May 29, 2018

Ciao Bella.

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‘The Severity Of This Sell-Off Is Worrying’: With The ECB Damned If It Does, Damned If It Doesn’t, What’s Next For Italy?

May 28, 2018May 28, 2018

Who’s a dip-buyer?

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One Trader Weighs In On ‘The European End Game’

May 28, 2018November 13, 2018

“…we have long passed the point where Germany can walk away from this union. Let’s forget the political implications of an EU collapse (which are considerable and provide a great degree of inertia for the EU remaining together), and instead focus on the fiscal implications.”

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Fitting End.

May 25, 2018May 26, 2018

And that’s the week.

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Different Day, Same Stories, Only Different.

May 14, 2018May 14, 2018

But still, read it.

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More Good News Out Of Eurozone Economy And By ‘Good’, I Mean ‘Bad’

May 7, 2018May 7, 2018

You know that “global slowdown” narrative that seems to be gradually supplanting the “synchronous global growth” meme that dominated in 2017? Yeah, so that was reinforced a bit on Monday.

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Breaking The Bank.

April 18, 2018April 18, 2018

Beleaguered banks, commodities on the come up, golf, the usual…

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‘Germany Balanced It Out’: World Reacts To Fraught Italian Election

March 5, 2018

For now, the market mood seems to be something akin to “fuck it, we’ll worry about this later”.

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Not For The Faint-Hearted: Full Week Ahead Preview

March 4, 2018March 4, 2018

This is not going to be for the faint of heart.

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Angela Merkel’s Fourth Term Secured As SPD Votes To Join Coalition

March 4, 2018March 4, 2018

Good news on the political front: Angela Merkel has (finally) secured a fourth term after the SPD voted to join her CDU/CSU bloc in another coalition.

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Let’s Get Italian: Full Week Ahead Preview

February 25, 2018February 25, 2018

No shortage of event risk.

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Trader: Here’s Why I Would Fade Ray Dalio’s Massive Short

February 14, 2018

“We will probably never know, but I think it’s an interesting exercise to speculate on the reasons for the massive bet.”

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Die Another Day.

February 13, 2018February 13, 2018

So the real drama (if there proves to be any) will come tomorrow.

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Asia Rally Dies On The Vine, But On The Bright Side, There’s A German Coalition

February 7, 2018February 7, 2018

Ok, so there’s good news on Wednesday morning and there’s also some not-so-good news.

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European Shares Dive, Erase 2018 Gains

February 5, 2018

“We are in a dive.”

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There’s Too Much To Lose!

February 2, 2018February 2, 2018

“We’ve come too far!”

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DAX Dives Again, Erases 2018 Gain In Worst Week Since 2016

February 2, 2018

It’s getting ugly in Europe.

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Buckle Up, We Need You: Full Week Ahead Preview

January 21, 2018January 21, 2018

This should be interesting.

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Kanye Shrug.

January 19, 2018January 19, 2018

And that’s the week.

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