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Category: FANG

50 Yards…

February 15, 2018February 15, 2018

“Wow, dad.”

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The Good Old Days.

February 7, 2018February 7, 2018

I remember when…

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Is This The Top? Kim Kardashian Now Long FANG, Disney

December 26, 2017

Well, if you’re looking for signs that the top may be in, I’ve got one for you on Tuesday evening.

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This Chart Shows ‘Signs Of Fragility’ In Tech

December 25, 2017

Does that signal trouble ahead? Maybe, maybe not. But the bottom line is this…

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#Sad.

December 5, 2017December 5, 2017

“Maybe if I tweet about it enough”…

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Bubble Trouble.

November 29, 2017November 29, 2017

“Pop”?

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Carnage: Wednesday’s Tech Bloodbath In Pictures

November 29, 2017November 29, 2017

So yeah, it’s a bad day for “the future.”

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Some Inconvenient Truths.

November 23, 2017November 23, 2017

You’re welcome…

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You Are A Silly Bunch With Your Fingers On $610 Billion

November 15, 2017

You people are an irrational bunch and you always have been.

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Is It ‘All Tech’?

November 12, 2017November 12, 2017

You can draw your own conclusions there…

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Starting Today, You Can Get In As Much Trouble As David Einhorn

November 8, 2017November 8, 2017

“Remember – bulls and bears make money, pigs get slaughtered. Hedging has now never been easier.”

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Jack Bogle Says Trading FANG Index Futures Makes A Lot Of Sense If You Like Being A ‘Crazy Loser’

November 7, 2017November 7, 2017

“If you want to do such a crazy thing, it certainly makes it easy to do.”

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Oh, Nothing. Just Another Ridiculous Nasdaq Stat For You…

November 1, 2017November 2, 2017

“Of course.”

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Trick Or Treat.

October 31, 2017October 31, 2017

Boo!

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Here Are A Bunch Of Scary Charts For Halloween.

October 31, 2017October 31, 2017

“The only thing to fear is fear itself.”

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Back To The Future.

October 27, 2017October 27, 2017

It was a good day for the “future.”

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Not Every FANG Made Goldman’s Super- Awesome New Growth Stock Team

October 25, 2017October 25, 2017

No, you should not buy growth at any price.

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‘This Has Never Happened Before’ And ‘Because You’re The Smartest Audience On TV’ CNBC Will Regale You

October 23, 2017October 23, 2017

“One other amazing streak may take place at Monday’s close”…

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‘Downtown Josh Brown’ As A Brand

October 17, 2017October 18, 2017

But here’s the key: While Josh Brown can make mistakes, “Downtown Josh Brown” cannot. Or at least the margin for error is much thinner.

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Shrieking Puppets.

October 17, 2017

We have to win more.

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Trader: I Never Saw The ‘Just Get Me In’ Panic Again. Until Now…

October 17, 2017

“Owning an asset regardless of price is what created the dotcom bubble. It didn’t work then, and it won’t work now.”

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What Happens In Vegas.

October 2, 2017

A somber day. An ebullient market.

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Sell FANG – Tech Is ‘More Tired Than Lindsay Lohan’s Probation Officer’

September 25, 2017

“During the last couple of weeks I have noticed that often Nasdaq underperforms the broad market, and it looks more tired than Lindsay Lohan’s probation officer.”

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Here’s Why Equity Hedge Funds Had Their Best Start To A Year Since 2009

August 18, 2017

Spoiler alert.

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Remember The ‘FAANG’ ETF? Yeah, Well…

August 12, 2017August 13, 2017

Remember: you can always short it…

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‘WTF Is This?!’ Investors Dumped Most Tech Stocks Since 2007 Last Week

July 31, 2017July 31, 2017

It was, poignantly, a Captain Picard moment.

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Howard Marks Warns On FAANG: ‘Investors Cannot See The Future’

July 26, 2017

“Many of the most important considerations in investing are counterintuitive.  One of those is the ability to understand that no market, niche or group is likely to outperform the others forever.”

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