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Digesting Friday’s Draghi, ECB Headlines

April 20, 2018April 20, 2018

A poor choice of words (?) and another leak.

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Here Are The 3 Reasons Why Mario Draghi Should Worry

April 13, 2018April 13, 2018

…if you wait too long and the cycle turns on you while you’re still sitting in NIRP with a bloated balance sheet, well then where do you go from there?

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Thoughts On The ECB Minutes And A Bearish Euro Call For EURUSD Bulls

April 12, 2018April 12, 2018

Here’s some shit you probably won’t read. But I wasted time on it anyway, because why not?

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The ECB Is Super Proud Of Themselves In Annual Report – There’s Just One Problem…

April 9, 2018April 9, 2018

“…data surprises are now the most negative since the peripheral crisis.”

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‘It’s Insanity’

April 5, 2018

“I don’t… nobody knows what’s going on.”

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From Inflation To ‘Quantitative Failure’: What Are Credit Investors Most Concerned About?

April 5, 2018April 5, 2018

“Slim margin”of error for Goldilocks.

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Never A Dull Moment.

April 4, 2018April 4, 2018

If this were a reality TV show, the ratings would indeed be “tremendous”.

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#YOLO

March 26, 2018March 26, 2018

…so buy that dip!

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Hide The Women And Children.

March 23, 2018March 23, 2018

“Tremendous” things are happening.

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Objectively Crazy.

March 22, 2018March 22, 2018

Yep. Batshit.

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Trader Asks: ‘Which Would You Rather Own’?

March 22, 2018November 13, 2018

“Draghi’s monetary subsidy of cheap funding for corporations should not be leaking into this number. Yet it obviously is…”

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Nauseous Markets.

March 22, 2018March 22, 2018

Well this is shaping up to be a sour day in terms of risk sentiment.

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Train Wreck.

March 19, 2018March 19, 2018

Monday was a train wreck from start to finish.

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Draghi Talks Up Goldilocks, Trims 2019 Inflation Forecast, Ups Near-Term Growth Outlook

March 8, 2018March 8, 2018

Again, those highlighted bits are a clear effort to massage the message – they’re trying to preserve the Goldilocks narrative by telegraphing a still-subdued outlook for inflation while underscoring the near-term upbeat growth picture.

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(Trade) War And Peace.

March 7, 2018March 7, 2018

Ok, let’s just step back for a second and take stock of everything that’s happened in the past 72 hours.

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Trade On, Trade Off.

March 5, 2018March 5, 2018

Days like today are always amusing to the extent they bring out the Don Quixote in people.

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‘Germany Balanced It Out’: World Reacts To Fraught Italian Election

March 5, 2018

For now, the market mood seems to be something akin to “fuck it, we’ll worry about this later”.

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Not For The Faint-Hearted: Full Week Ahead Preview

March 4, 2018March 4, 2018

This is not going to be for the faint of heart.

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Angela Merkel’s Fourth Term Secured As SPD Votes To Join Coalition

March 4, 2018March 4, 2018

Good news on the political front: Angela Merkel has (finally) secured a fourth term after the SPD voted to join her CDU/CSU bloc in another coalition.

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Have Genius, Will Travel.

March 2, 2018March 2, 2018

Well needless to say, this was not a particularly inspiring week.

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This Means War.

March 1, 2018March 2, 2018

Thursday went swimmingly.

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While You’re Waiting, Can I Interest You In Some Stocks?

February 26, 2018February 26, 2018

So in the meantime…

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Let’s Get Italian: Full Week Ahead Preview

February 25, 2018February 25, 2018

No shortage of event risk.

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Fly Me To The Moon.

February 22, 2018

I was told Icarus would be unleashed.

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ECB Minutes Show Bank Concerned About ‘Premature’ Emancipation (Of Markets)

February 22, 2018February 22, 2018

Happens to a lot of guys.

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‘I Suppose You Think You Raised Hell’

February 16, 2018February 16, 2018

“When I’ve raised hell you’ll know it.”

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Are Central Banks Trying To ‘Purposely’ Engineer Volatility? These Investors Think So

February 16, 2018

The bottom line: for credit investors, the risk of central banks becoming more hawkish is now a two-headed beast.

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