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Italy Has A Maybe Government, Spain Has ‘No Confidence’ And Generally Speaking, Europe Is All ‘WTF’?

May 31, 2018May 31, 2018

Good luck trying to figure all of this out.

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Trump Spanks Closest Allies With Tariffs, Plans To Clear All Mercedes From 5th Avenue Where He Hypothetically Shoots Random People Without Losing Voters

May 31, 2018May 31, 2018

Because fuck friends. I guess (?)

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In Europe: A Tenuous Calm

May 31, 2018

It’s a good thing no one is planning on introducing any further uncertainty into the mix. Oh, wait…

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Opposite Day.

May 30, 2018May 30, 2018

Like yesterday, only completely different.

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I Don’t Know You Guys, It Seems Like That German Inflation Print Is Bad News When It Comes To Whether The ECB Will Be Inclined To Rescue Italy

May 30, 2018

Call me crazy, but…

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In Italy: Digestif

May 30, 2018May 30, 2018

Relief. Fleeting, maybe. But relief nonetheless.

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Keep Calm, Hold Cash, Watch The ISDA Basis And Buy This Crazy 5X Leveraged Short BTP Product

May 29, 2018

Decisions, decisions. Damn these decisions.

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Fuggedaboutit.

May 29, 2018

Ciao Bella.

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VaR Shocks, Panic Selling, Outflows And (Maybe) More To Come

May 29, 2018May 29, 2018

When it rains…

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Ciao, Contagion!

May 29, 2018

Hazmat suit required.

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In Italy: Meltdown

May 29, 2018May 29, 2018

Free fall.

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‘The Severity Of This Sell-Off Is Worrying’: With The ECB Damned If It Does, Damned If It Doesn’t, What’s Next For Italy?

May 28, 2018May 28, 2018

Who’s a dip-buyer?

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Blood On The Streets In Italy: Bank Shares On Verge Of Bear Market, Bonds Crushed Amid Political Chaos

May 28, 2018May 28, 2018

It would probably not be wise for the ECB to officially end asset purchases in September just as jitters about new Italian elections are peaking. 

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‘For The Sake Of The Children!’ Italy’s Populists Fail To Form Government Setting Stage For God Knows What

May 27, 2018

Unfortunately, the best way to sum up this rather fluid situation right now is to simply employ a Trumpism and say: “we’ll see what happens.”

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Tom And Jerry.

May 23, 2018May 23, 2018

No shortage of entertainment on Wednesday.

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Can You Say ‘Quantitative Failure’? Fresh Evidence Of Eurozone Economic Deceleration Raises Uncomfortable Questions

May 23, 2018May 23, 2018

Even without the Italian jitters, you do not want to be tightening policy into a slowdown and again, this just underscores the risk inherent in persisting in accommodation for years upon years…

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Pulling The Punchbowl When The Espresso Is Hot And The Economy Is Cooling

May 20, 2018May 20, 2018

Some folks are skeptical.

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Cliffhanger.

May 18, 2018May 18, 2018

And that’s the week.

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What Could Go Wrong? Italy Is The Proud Owner Of A Populist Coalition Government

May 18, 2018May 18, 2018

So you can go ahead and look forward to more fretting over this and you can also look forward to plenty of accusations from Di Maio and Salvini about how the evil “eurocrats” won’t let them spend their way to oblivion.

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Doubts.

May 17, 2018May 17, 2018

Keep the faith?

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‘Transitory’ Or Not, European Deceleration Raises ‘QF’ Specter, Dreaded ‘Ammo’ Question

May 15, 2018

Nobody say “quantitative failure”.

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Nuclear Football.

May 11, 2018May 11, 2018

And that’s the week.

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BTP-Bund Spread Widens As Italy All Set To Try Populist Government, Because What Has Ever Gone Wrong With That?

May 10, 2018May 10, 2018

But don’t get any ideas or Draghi will “rip your eyes out”.

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Italian Ice: Who Wants To Have A Snap Election In July?!

May 8, 2018May 8, 2018

Draghi probably could have done without this.

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Keep. It. Together.

April 26, 2018April 26, 2018

K.I.T.

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ECB On Hold: Everything You Need To Know For Draghi

April 26, 2018April 26, 2018

It’ll be more interesting than people were anticipating in light of last Friday’s comments from Draghi and recent lackluster econ.

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Pins And Needles.

April 25, 2018

Mood.

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