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‘People Are Getting Scared’: Bitcoin Dives As India Vows To ‘Eliminate’ Cryptocurrencies Because You Know, Fake-Ass Money And Shit
Ok, well Bitcoin and the rest of the cryptosphere didn’t need any more bad news after last Friday’s Coincheck theft and after the CFTCÂ subpoenaed Bitfinex and Tether, but when it rains it pours…
Goldman Reportedly Angry That CFTC Didn’t Give Them Proper Heads Up On Bitcoin Futures Launch
“It’s critical for major clearing firms like Goldman to be prepared.”
Cryptos Dive As CFTC Subpoenas Bitfinex And Tether Who Maybe, Maybe Doesn’t Have That $443 Million
Cryptos were already on the back foot Tuesday, so things probably didn’t need to get any worse, but they just did anyway.
Coincheck Didn’t Bother With ‘Basic Security Protocols’ Because The Worst That Could Happen Is A $400 Million Theft
The “scene” Bloomberg is describing apparently involved furious Japanese customers huddled together in the freezing cold…
Carnage In Cryptocurrencies As Coincheck Withdrawal Halt, NEM Collapse Rattle Market
How many times have we said it? Almost everyone needs an exchange.Â
Money Laundering.
What to say about Tuesday? Well, a lot actually.
Bitcoin Falls Below $10,000 (Again) As South Korea Stamps Out Anonymous Trading
The “revolution” has seen better days.
Storm The Castle.
Grab a pitchfork.
Bitcoin, Cryptos Dive As Nordea Bans Trading In ‘Absurd, Joke’ Assets
Well, cryptos are crashing – again.
In New Letter, SEC Has 5 Questions For Anyone Who Thinks They’re Going To Launch A Bitcoin ETF
Obviously, none of those things (especially the last one) are any semblance of important and if the SEC was really interested in being on the cutting edge of the digital-coin-based pyramid scheme revolution, they’d have dropped the whole benign paternalism bullshit when the Winklevoss twins came knocking last year.
Christopher Harvey Thinks Maybe He’s Not Getting Through To You When It Comes To Crypto Spillover Risk
Once the end game plays out and the losses are actually booked we’ll get to see whether the despair that accompanies the final rout will spill over into all the places Harvey seems to think it will.
Bitcoin: ‘I’m Not Dead Yet!’
For now, things seem to have “stabilized”.
Cboe Sees No Reason To Stop At Bitcoin When It Comes To Futures On Pyramid Schemes
“You look at the entire crypto space and you look at what other products have the liquidity and the notional size, a derivative makes sense.”
If This Is The Cryptocurrency Lehman Moment, I Want To Know Who’s Going To Jail
Of course that’s assuming they actually stick around to offer an explanation. In all likelihood, most of them will cash out ahead of time and disappear into the fucking Swiss Alps with your money.Â
Is This It? Day Of Reckoning Arrives For Cryptocurrencies As Selloff Deepens Amid BitConnect News
You’ll forgive us for saying this (actually you won’t if you’re a crypto proponent) but it kind of feels like this is the beginning of the end for the cryptocurrency craze.
Bitcoin, Cryptocurrencies Collapse On China, South Korea Jitters: ‘They Should Be Prepared To Lose All Their Money’
“…there is irrational speculation in cryptocurrency and rational regulation are needed to curb it.”
With Bitcoin Set To Use More Power Than Electric Vehicles, Here’s How Much Mining One Coin Costs
“…we see Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies taking the headlines in 2018 – particularly if the surge in energy consumption from this continues in to 2019 and beyond.”
Carnage In Cryptocurrencies: South Korea Exchange Raids, Trading Ban Prove Governments Are Serious
As one derivatives trader we spoke with back in November put it, “almost everyone needs an exchange.” When you shutter these exchanges or worse, if governments were to make convertibility into dollars, yen, euros (or whatever) illegal, this whole thing would go “poof!” overnight.
‘Fly Lice’: China Orders Shutdown Of Bitcoin Mining Operations
“Bitcoin can’t catch a break in China.”
Warren Buffett: ‘I Would Bet Against Every One Of The Cryptocurrencies’
Well, you can add Warren Buffett to this list of people who wants nothing to do with cryptocurrencies.
Ripple Collapses To Monday Flash Crash Lows. Dip-Buyers Assemble!
Don’t say no one told you how to BTFD.
Mike Novogratz Has A Fever, And The Only Prescription Is More Crypto.
He’s going to build the “Goldman Sachs of cryptos.”
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