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‘Enough!’ A Disgusted Cramer Tells A British Nobleman He’s Selling Facebook

March 19, 2018

“I don’t want to get up in the morning'” and see a bad headline every day.”

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Jim Cramer, Still High On The Eagles, Tries To Tweet-Murder TVIX Holders

February 9, 2018

Fly Eagles, Fly!!

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And Now, Please Watch This Video Of Jim Cramer Weeping With With Inchoate Joy

February 5, 2018

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Cramer Apologizes To Poland For Comparing Nazi Fight To Macy’s

May 23, 2017May 23, 2017

“The Polish army fought gallantly against all odds. Along and outgunned, Poland mustered every unit it could to defend against the attack.”

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Tuesday Humor: Cramer On Pizza

March 7, 2017March 7, 2017

Note that what you’re about to read is a veritable miracle of comedic efficiency. It’s hard to imagine that the stars will ever align again in such a way that allows so much senseless bullsh*t to be crammed into so few words.

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