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The Complete Application Of Blockchain Implies Human Subjugation

March 13, 2021March 14, 2021

I am uncertain if humans understand the consequences of the complete application of blockchain technology.

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Eddy Zillan’s i8, A Cryptopia In Puerto Rico And Why Bitcoin Is Going To Zero

February 7, 2018February 7, 2018

But here’s the thing. I’ve got to tell you that I don’t think I have ever witnessed anything that is as absurd/insane as the cryptocurrency mania.

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Epsilon Theory’s Latest: Too Clever By Half

February 7, 2018February 7, 2018

“Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar’s. Wise words 2,000 years ago. Wise words today.”

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‘Rationality Has Disappeared’: ECB’s Hansson Calls Cryptocurrencies A ‘Cult’

January 3, 2018January 3, 2018

“Sooner or later”…

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‘I Do Not Believe This Time Is Different’: One Investor Updates His Cryptocurrency Bubble Prediction

December 30, 2017

“That is very often the final stage of a bubble and I do not believe that “this time is different.”

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Are You Underestimating The Size Of The Crypto Bubble?

December 29, 2017

“In some cases this might make sense (for bitcoin, the total supply is not yet mined and won’t be for a long time so it is truly not accessible), but for almost all other cryptoassets this view is simply misleading.”

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One CEO Goes There: What If Blockchain Is Useless?

December 23, 2017

“What if there isn’t actually any use for a distributed ledger at all? What if the reason that, ten years after it was invented, the reason nobody has adopted a distributed ledger at scale is because nobody wants it?”

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Long Island Iced Tea Soars 400% After Going ‘Long Blockchain’ (Figuratively And Literally)

December 21, 2017

“The Company does not have an agreement with any of these entities”

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Trader: ‘This Is A Full Blown Mania’

December 19, 2017

“Well, my millennial readers, I will let you in on a little secret. You guys are in the midst of blowing your very own bubble.”

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SEC Suspends Trading In Bra Maker-Turned Crypto Company

December 19, 2017

The story here is even more absurd than usual. This is a reverse merger with a bra company.

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‘I Actually Sold All My Bitcoin’: Explaining Monday’s Surge In Bitcoin Cash

December 18, 2017December 18, 2017

“I actually sold all my bitcoins recently and switched to bitcoin cash.”

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The Hottest Stock On The Planet Is All About Ziddu Coins, AI, Blockchain And Art Vandelay

December 18, 2017December 18, 2017

As you can see, things really accelerated on Friday, which is the day the company made the following announcement…

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The ‘Identity Of Who Is Propping Up Bitcoin’ Is Revealed!

December 14, 2017December 14, 2017

There you go. It’s Mrs. Watanabe. Or in this case, “Mr.” Watanabe.

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‘Bitcoin Jesus’: ‘Bitcoin Is No Longer A Cryptocurrency’

December 11, 2017December 11, 2017

Jesus.

Literally.

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The 2 Most Important Issues As Bitcoin Goes Parabolic

December 8, 2017

And before anyone jeers, this is penned by a crypto enthusiast.

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Bitcoin The False God.

November 29, 2017November 29, 2017

Meanwhile, this is becoming something akin to a religion. And I’ll show you what I mean.

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‘Just Add Blockchain’

November 24, 2017November 24, 2017

“We will continue to increase our involvement and support of the blockchain ecosystem, as we ramp up our Bitcoin mining operations.”

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