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Alan Greenspan Compares Bitcoin To America’s Worthless Colonial Currency

December 6, 2017December 6, 2017

“People gamble in casinos when the odds are against them. It has never stopped anybody.”

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Russia Announces ‘Regulation Lite’ As Bitcoin Pole Vaults To $13,000 (Then Crashes)

December 6, 2017December 6, 2017

Never a dull moment.

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Veteran Trader: ‘Bitcoin Futures Will Trade Like Garbage’

December 5, 2017

“Now before you dismiss me as some ancient out-of-touch finance guy who doesn’t get it, remember that I was mining bitcoins and arbing between exchanges before most of Wall Street had ever heard the word blockchain.”

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The Big Bitcoin Short: Hedge Funds Set To Battle Fanatics In Epic Showdown

December 5, 2017December 5, 2017

Place your bets.

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No, The Winklevoss Twins Are Not ‘Bitcoin Billionaires’

December 4, 2017December 4, 2017

I guess it doesn’t matter. Because at the end of the day…

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Cboe Announces Bitcoin Futures Launch: End Of The World Starts Sunday

December 4, 2017December 4, 2017

“Given the unprecedented interest in bitcoin, it’s vital we provide clients the trading tools to help them express their views and hedge their exposure.”

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U.K. Treasury Plans Bitcoin Crackdown Sparking Panic Selling

December 3, 2017December 3, 2017

“The new rules, which will be applied across the European Union, are expected to come into force by the end of the year or early in 2018, the minister in charge has said.”

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Venezuela To Launch Cryptocurrency Called ‘The Petro’, Maduro Declares

December 3, 2017December 3, 2017

“We are joining the twenty-first century.”

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As Bitcoin Surges To New Record, Meet ‘Bubble Burst’, The App That Warns You Before A Crypto Collapse

December 3, 2017December 3, 2017

“…none give you adequate warning when something is going to happen.”

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Do NOT Show This Bitcoin Chart To Donald Trump…

December 1, 2017December 1, 2017

A bridge too far?

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Bitcoin Futures Get Green Light, Will Start Trading On December 18

December 1, 2017December 1, 2017

“What could go wrong?”

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Goldman’s Blankfein Says Bitcoin Is For ‘Fraud’ But Don’t Worry, Trump Administration Is ‘Monitoring It’

November 30, 2017November 30, 2017

“One of the main uses of Bitcoin is as a vehicle to perpetrate fraud.”

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Your Retired Grandmother ‘Never Had As Much Fun’ As She’s Having Trading Bitcoin While Playing Poker In Vegas

November 30, 2017November 30, 2017

“Believe me, I didn’t have this much fun with T. Rowe Price.”

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Coinbase Loses: Ordered To Report 14,355 Users To The IRS

November 29, 2017November 29, 2017

“Coinbase is ORDERED to produce the following documents”…

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Bitcoin Collapses, Plunges To $8,600 In Matter Of Minutes

November 29, 2017November 29, 2017

And there you go folks. The bottom just fell out.

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Nasdaq To Launch Bitcoin Futures

November 29, 2017November 29, 2017

So cue the cheers from those who claim this represents another step towards “maturity”…

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Bitcoin The False God.

November 29, 2017November 29, 2017

Meanwhile, this is becoming something akin to a religion. And I’ll show you what I mean.

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Jack Bogle: ‘Avoid Bitcoin Like The Plague, Clear?’

November 28, 2017November 28, 2017

“Did I make myself clear?”

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Bitcoin Vs. Dot-Com Bubble: You Are Here

November 28, 2017November 28, 2017

“All of my indicators would say that in terms of value creation we are about at the start of 1999.”

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Bitcoin At $9,900: Korea PM Says It’s ‘Corrupting Youth’, Novogratz Sees $40K, Searches For Crypto On Credit Soar

November 28, 2017November 28, 2017

“If we let things continue, I feel some serious pathological phenomenons could occur.”

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If Bitcoin Were A Country: Some Stats As We Close In On $10,000

November 27, 2017November 27, 2017

“Is it the Tamagotchi from 20 years ago?”

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Bonanza: Bitcoin Hits $9,200, Up 200% Since Jamie Dimon ‘Fraud’ Call

November 26, 2017November 26, 2017

Jamie never said it wouldn’t go to the moon. In fact, I bet his “target” price was higher than yours…

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Bitcoin Explodes Through $8,700 To Record High: ‘Thanksgiving Table Discussion Was All About Bitcoin’

November 25, 2017November 25, 2017

“I suspect that pattern was repeated across tables everywhere.”

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‘Just Add Blockchain’

November 24, 2017November 24, 2017

“We will continue to increase our involvement and support of the blockchain ecosystem, as we ramp up our Bitcoin mining operations.”

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What Do You Get When You Combine Bitcoin, Algos And Social Media? This…

November 24, 2017November 24, 2017

And yes, I am serious.

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Jamie Dimon Is Taking A Tony Soprano Approach To Bitcoin Futures

November 22, 2017November 22, 2017

Jamie Dimon is a gangster. You’d do well to remember that.

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Drumstick.

November 21, 2017November 21, 2017

More records.

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