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‘Long Bitcoin’ Drop Kicks Nasdaq Out Of Top Spot For Most Egregious Bubble

December 19, 2017December 19, 2017

Stay tuned next month when we expect “Long Ethereum-pegged Ziddu Coins” will top BofAML’s list.

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‘I Actually Sold All My Bitcoin’: Explaining Monday’s Surge In Bitcoin Cash

December 18, 2017December 18, 2017

“I actually sold all my bitcoins recently and switched to bitcoin cash.”

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The Hottest Stock On The Planet Is All About Ziddu Coins, AI, Blockchain And Art Vandelay

December 18, 2017December 18, 2017

As you can see, things really accelerated on Friday, which is the day the company made the following announcement…

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Guy On Skype Says Bitcoin Headed To $400,000 (UBS Chairman Says Probably Not)

December 18, 2017

There you go. But hey, what does Axel know that Ronnie on Skype doesn’t, right? 

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CME Launches Bitcoin Futures, Front-Month Opens At $20,650

December 17, 2017December 17, 2017

CME DEBUTS BITCOIN FUTURES TRADING, FRONT-MONTH CONTRACT OPENS AT $20,650

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As Bitcoin Hits New Highs, Here’s What You Need To Know About The CME Futures Launch

December 16, 2017December 16, 2017

Who’s excited?

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From Miami To The UK: Here Are The Penthouses And Homes Being Bought In Bitcoin

December 16, 2017

“PRICE? ONLY ACCEPTING BITCOINS”

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TD Ameritrade To Allow Bitcoin Futures Trading In Another Sign Of The Apocalypse

December 15, 2017

Meanwhile, in more “what could go wrong?” news from the cryptocurrency space…

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Bitcoin Versus Christmas: ‘It’s Taking Out The Marginal Retail Buyer’

December 15, 2017

“It’s bitcoin we’re talking about here”…

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Albert Edwards Is Irritated At Bitcoin

December 14, 2017

“How do you know when an asset price rise has turned into a bubble?”

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#It’sNotABubble: Lenders Are Now Accepting Bitcoin As Collateral For Cash Loans

December 14, 2017December 14, 2017

Let me just say without equivocation that anyone who decides to lend against cryptocurrency holdings is going to go bust – plain and simple.

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The ‘Identity Of Who Is Propping Up Bitcoin’ Is Revealed!

December 14, 2017December 14, 2017

There you go. It’s Mrs. Watanabe. Or in this case, “Mr.” Watanabe.

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Yellen: Bitcoin Is A Highly Speculative Asset And Is Not A Stable Store Of Value

December 13, 2017December 13, 2017

I suppose it’s only fitting that Janet Yellen would weigh in on Bitcoin at her final press conference as Fed Chair. 

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Bitcoin Futures Vs. VIX Futures: Who Said ‘Slow’ Start?

December 13, 2017December 13, 2017

Who you callin’ slow?

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How Do You Become The Hottest IPO On The Market? Hint: Offer A Bitcoin Debit Card

December 12, 2017

What could go wrong?

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Goldman: Sorry, Bitcoin Is Not ‘Taking Demand From Gold’

December 12, 2017

Draw your own conclusions.

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‘Bitcoin Jesus’: ‘Bitcoin Is No Longer A Cryptocurrency’

December 11, 2017December 11, 2017

Jesus.

Literally.

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‘They Are Expecting It To Collapse’: Some Bitcoin Anecdotes As We Celebrate The ‘Future'(s)

December 11, 2017December 11, 2017

“They just want to get it hyped as much as they can before they begin the distribution.”

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‘It Was Pretty Easy To Trade’: Monday Unexpectedly Arrives After Launch Of Bitcoin Futures

December 11, 2017December 11, 2017

Now we’ll all just sit around and wait on something to break in 5, 4, 3, 2….

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Cboe Website Crashes As Bitcoin Futures Start Trading

December 10, 2017December 10, 2017

This is developing (in the truest sense of the term)…

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Monty Python Does Bitcoin

December 10, 2017December 10, 2017

CUSTOMER: I’d like to buy a parrot.

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Bitcoin Futures: Counting Down To Launch In T-Minus…

December 10, 2017December 10, 2017

T-minus…

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‘As Good As Gold?’: A Last Minute Reality Check Before Sunday’s Bitcoin Futures Launch

December 9, 2017December 9, 2017

What could go wrong?

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The 2 Most Important Issues As Bitcoin Goes Parabolic

December 8, 2017

And before anyone jeers, this is penned by a crypto enthusiast.

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December 7, 2017: ‘A Date Which Will Live In Bitcoin Infamy’

December 7, 2017December 7, 2017

This is “beyond abnormal, it’s unprecedented.”

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‘Levels Are Irrelevant’: Bitcoin Market Cap Hits Quarter Trillion

December 7, 2017December 7, 2017

Ain’t no mountain high enough.

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Bitcoin Hits Escape Velocity: Insanity Goes Vertical In Late Wednesday Surge

December 6, 2017December 6, 2017

This horse has left the barn.

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