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Wednesday Humor (Do You Speak English?!)

January 18, 2017

No sé…

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The Trend May Bend, “But Will It Break”?

January 18, 2017January 18, 2017

“Trends go through life cycles. There’s more to them than just a big move that happens because some market theme becomes all the rage.”

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Is Now The Time To Short The British Pound?

January 18, 2017

Ok, so sterling had its best day since 2008 on Tuesday. It was as if

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Daily Kickstart (Yen, Gold Fall; Inflation, IP Data, Goldman, Yellen All On Deck)

January 18, 2017

Traders put the brakes on the flight to safety bid on Wednesday as gold and the

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Ray Dalio: “Populism Scares Me”

January 18, 2017January 18, 2017

Anyway, it’s not populism that should “scare” Dalio, it’s the possibility that stock/bond return correlations flip positive and stay there during some kind of nightmarish VaR shock that sees 10s at 3.5%+.

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Where Liberals Screwed Up

January 17, 2017January 17, 2017

Perhaps trying to frighten voters away from the populist cause by referencing dire economic consequences isn’t the best way to go about things when there are plenty of other common sense arguments for preserving a progressive agenda and for cultivating multiculturalism.

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Where Are Stocks Headed? Let’s Ask The News

January 17, 2017January 17, 2017

Apparently, the number of times the words “bullish” and “bearish” appear in Bloomberg stories is correlated to S&P 500 performance.

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Russia Prints Commemorative Trump Coin (Video Included)

January 17, 2017

“One side of the coins feature an image of Mr. Trump’s face, while the other shows the Statue of Liberty and has an inscription of the ‘In Trump we trust’ slogan.”

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Chart Check (The Most Important Chart In The World)

January 17, 2017

What happens to stocks now?…

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Tuesday Humor (“Heroes”)

January 17, 2017January 17, 2017

“I don’t like heroes. The concept of heroes is never great”…

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“Nothing To Get Bullish About”: Is The Long Dollar Trade Dead?

January 17, 2017

“There’s nothing to get bullish about in la-la dollar-land”…

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Daily Kickstart (King Trump Tanks King Dollar)

January 17, 2017January 17, 2017

It’s “too complicated.” I imagine that probably sums up Donald Trump’s feelings about a lot

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Sterling Spikes As May Delivers Brexit Speech

January 17, 2017January 17, 2017

“I don’t want to see the EU unravel”…

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Here’s Chinese President Xi Jinping’s Message To The World

January 17, 2017January 17, 2017

“There is no point in blaming economic globalization for the world’s problems because that is simply not the case.”

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One Trader’s Message To Markets: No, This Is Not A “Bad Dream”

January 17, 2017

Normally, my sentiments with regard to markets align pretty closely with those of former FX trader and Bloomberg contributor Richard Breslow. Not this morning.

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Western Democracy’s Last Stand: Merkel Versus Trump

January 16, 2017

The irony in all of this is that should Merkel lose the battle, the savior of Western democratic ideals may well end up being a communist…

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Chart Check (A History Of Major Treasury Selloffs)

January 16, 2017January 16, 2017

Ok look, it’s anyone’s guess where yields are going to be in 12 months. Rates

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5 Recent FX Flash Crashes: Triggers, Amplifiers, & Stabilizers

January 16, 2017January 16, 2017

Earlier today in “Anatomy Of A Flash Crashing Black Swan,” I noted how multi-sigma events (i.e.

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Anatomy Of A Flash Crashing Black Swan

January 16, 2017January 16, 2017

Let’s see, in 2015 there was the Swiss franc in January, German bunds in April/May,

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15 Things We Learned About Donald Trump From His Interview With The Times

January 16, 2017

“People don’t want to have other people coming in & destroying their country”…

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Mind The GAAP

January 16, 2017

“I pro-forma’d the f*ck out of those people in there! Voila!”…

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This Is What It’s Come To In America

January 16, 2017January 16, 2017

“Fake news: Michigan GOP elector didn’t choose suicide over voting for Trump.”

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A “Clean And Hard” Pounding: Complete Recap Of Pound’s Rough Day

January 16, 2017January 16, 2017

As expected, all anyone cares about this morning is cable, which of course plunged overnight on reports that UK PM Theresa May is set to push the envelope on a “hard Brexit” in a speech on Tuesday.

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China’s Nasdaq Crashes

January 16, 2017

The normalization of initial public offerings (IPOs) in China could help raise the financing efficiency

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Monday Morning Chart Check (“Clean And Hard” Edition)

January 16, 2017

Theresa May likes her Brexits “clean and hard.”

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Sunday Humor (Scottish TV Guide Edition)

January 15, 2017

“After a long absence, The Twilight Zone returns”…

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Macro Funds “Losing Patience” With British Pound; Trump Comments, UK Treasury Provide Little Relief

January 15, 2017January 15, 2017

Sunday was all about Brexit. The stage was set for cable to collapse today after The

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