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“Things Are Calm. Too Calm”

March 23, 2017

As we said earlier, “not a creature was stirring” over night. Or, put differently, “it’s

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Trump Trade In Focus: All Eyes On Healthcare Bill As Yellen Lurks In Background

March 23, 2017

It’s do or die for the reflation narrative.

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Key Calls (Thursday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations

March 23, 2017March 23, 2017

Are your stocks on the list?

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Introducing The “Fiscal Option” Or, How To Goal Seek S&P 2,525

March 22, 2017

In terms of timing, Tuesday probably wasn’t the best day to be out setting optimistic S&P targets,

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Wall Street Journal: “America May Conclude Donald Trump Is Fake President”

March 22, 2017March 22, 2017

“Two months into his Presidency, Gallup has Mr. Trump’s approval rating at 39%. No doubt Mr. Trump considers that fake news, but if he doesn’t show more respect for the truth most Americans may conclude he’s a fake President.”

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I’m No Chart Whiz, But About That Whole Reflation Thing…

March 22, 2017March 22, 2017

Reflation frustration?

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Trump Feels “Vindicated” By Nunes: Why That’s Absurd In 1 Quick Story

March 22, 2017March 22, 2017

I’m going to tell you a quick story to (hopefully) prove a point. Some will get it, some won’t. C’est la vie.

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Stocks Versus Bonds: “Old Normal Vs. New Normal”

March 22, 2017

Ok so as you think about yields and equities and what to expect going forward

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Oil Gets (More) Bad News – Meanwhile, Fitch Says Saudis Will Be Bankrupt Any Day Now

March 22, 2017March 22, 2017

Aaaaand the deflationary impulse “builds” – literally. EIA data out this morning confirms what Tuesday’s API

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Auto Deflation Arrives: GM “Aggressive Discounting” Raises “Clear Cyclical Concerns”

March 22, 2017March 22, 2017

“We’ve noted individual automakers increasingly engaged in aggressive discounting. GM is suddenly standing out in this regard with incentives up $1,350 per vehicle.”

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Rex Tillerson “Doesn’t Want” To Be Secretary Of State – Which Is Fine, Because Jared Kushner Does

March 22, 2017March 22, 2017

“I didn’t want this job. My wife told me I’m supposed to do this.”

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These Charts Say We May Be Long Overdue For A “Flight To Safety” Episode

March 22, 2017

As explained in these pages exhaustively, last month’s “Holy Schatz” moment that saw the front

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“Some Folks Missed Payments”: There’s A Storm Brewing In China

March 22, 2017

Some folks missed some payments. In the wake of the PBoC’s move to implement a

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Kolanovic: Tuesday Was “No Surprise,” Should “Not Be Fitted To Political Narrative”

March 22, 2017

“While we don’t want to minimize the impact of political developments, today’s move was primarily technical and should not be fitted into a political narrative (which in fact was neutral between developments in France and US).”

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Stock Selloff Goes Global

March 22, 2017March 22, 2017

Investors “needed a good reason to take profit, and here it is.”

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“Death By A Thousand Cuts”

March 22, 2017March 22, 2017

“The market didn’t collapse. It went down. In the scheme of life, this is nothing. On the other hand, death by a thousand cuts has to be acknowledged at some point. “

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Key Calls (Wednesday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations

March 22, 2017

Are your stocks on the list?

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Trader: Don’t Worry, Be Happy – But Remember That Donald Trump Sucks

March 22, 2017

“Trump’s attacks on free trade and a lack of cohesive economic policy may be doing severe and permanent damage to brand U.S.A., and I frequently reiterate the long-term bearish dollar arguments, but a few weeks of risk aversion shouldn’t prompt panic or concern for the macro investor.”

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“Equities Blinked”: One Bank Warns “We’ll See More Days Like This”

March 21, 2017

“It is not yet clear whether this warrants a tactically more defensive stance on credit. But volatility should be higher and we should see more days like this.”

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Low “Bar”: Gorsuch Admits Trump’s Attacks On Judges Are Probably Bad

March 21, 2017

“Anyone is anyone”…

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Full Retard: Drexel Hamilton Says Buy Snapchat For 50% Upside

March 21, 2017March 21, 2017

Snap is a “platform for the imagination”!

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R.I.P. Trump Trade: You Really Only Need Two Charts

March 21, 2017March 21, 2017

“Bigly.”

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“This Is No Different” From 1987: Is Marko Kolanovic Right?

March 21, 2017March 21, 2017

“When an institution allocates to a momentum strategy in the hope of cushioning itself from stock market downdraughts it is really commissioning someone to sell stocks on its behalf into a falling market.”

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White House On Stocks: Then Versus Now

March 21, 2017

Then versus now…

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“This Is Not A Tail Event”: A Subtle Reminder About Stock Market Mayhem

March 21, 2017

It happens more often than you think…

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Investors Proper “FRAC”ed As “PUMP” Dumps

March 21, 2017March 21, 2017

Let me tell you something you might not have known. Now is the time to

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“Another Plank” Supporting The Dollar Has Been Removed

March 21, 2017

With the broad dollar sinking… …and the euro hitting six week highs (well on its

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