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A 12-Chart Visual Tour Of The June Fed Statement

June 15, 2017

Here we are, one day after the Fed and people are still trying to decide

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Having Conquered FAAMG, Goldman Takes On BAT (Baidu, Alibaba, Tencent)

June 15, 2017June 15, 2017

Last Thursday, Goldman’s prop desk decided they needed a lower entry point for the tech

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Nassim Taleb Drinks “Genghis Khan’s Champagne,” Eats A Horse, Becomes Grassland Warrior

June 15, 2017June 15, 2017

But gettin’ all tanked up on Genghis’ horse juice doesn’t, in and of itself, make you a certified “Steppe fighter”…

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Trader: We’re Playing Tug-Of-War With A Starfish And There’s A “Reptilian Aura” To It

June 15, 2017

“Anyone who claims to know how this populism, saber-rattling and scandals will play out is fooling you as well as themselves.”

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China Didn’t Pull The Trigger: Here’s Why

June 15, 2017June 15, 2017

Yesterday, we suggested that the most important question wasn’t whether the Fed would put a

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A Frustrated Trump Addresses Obstruction Investigation: “Nice”

June 15, 2017

So Donald Trump is being investigated for obstruction of justice. If you somehow missed that

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The Day After: Yellen’s Big Mistake

June 15, 2017

So here we are, the day after a Fed hike that was supposed to (and

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Key Calls (Thursday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations

June 15, 2017June 15, 2017

Are your stocks on the list?

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Beware “The Shanghai Death Cross”

June 14, 2017

Is it about to get worse?

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“Euphoria”: I’m Lovin’ It

June 14, 2017

Although “posthumous equine abuse” isn’t something we’d list under “interests” if we were say, signing up for a dating site, we don’t mind engaging in it if we think doing so might drive home a particularly important point.

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WaPo: Trump Now Under Investigation For Obstruction Of Justice

June 14, 2017

Well, if Donald Trump didn’t want to fire special counsel Robert Mueller, he goddamn sure

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Forget The Fed: These Are Wednesday’s Most Important Numbers

June 14, 2017

First thing Wednesday morning, before the abysmal data deluge hit in the US and before

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“Alt-Right Makeover”: Making Hate Cool Again

June 14, 2017

“Among those who demonize others, I just don’t seem to fit in”…

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Traders, Analysts “A Bit Surprised” Yellen Wasn’t More Dovish

June 14, 2017

“This has apparently come as a bit of a surprise to a market that had greeted this morning’s CPI report as potentially a ‘game changer.”

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In Jeff Sessions’ Office, “A Black” Is Never, Ever Called “Boy”

June 14, 2017

“‘Boy’ is a reprehensible term to use to describe a black man in the South. Because of the history of that term, I have never used the word ‘boy’ to describe a black, nor would I tolerate it in my office.”

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Fed Hikes Rates: Redline And Full Highlights

June 14, 2017June 14, 2017

FED MAINTAINS BALANCE SHEET REINVESTMENT, LAYS OUT UNWIND PLAN
FED RAISES TARGET RANGE FOR FEDERAL FUNDS RATE TO 1%-1.25%
FED SAYS IT EXPECTS TO START SHRINKING BALANCE SHEET THIS YEAR
FED SAYS IT’S `MONITORING INFLATION DEVELOPMENTS CLOSELY’
FED RAISES RATES, MAINTAINS FORECAST FOR ONE MORE HIKE IN 2017

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Call Janet Yellen A Dove One More Time…

June 14, 2017

“The bond market is speaking, but most aren’t listening. It is telling us that Yellen is tightening too quickly. Or at least, she is by no means anywhere near as easy as the popular narrative.”

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A Furious Jeff Gundlach Asks: Is Jim Cramer A Spreader Of “Fake News” Or Just An Idiot?

June 14, 2017June 14, 2017

Jim Cramer has been “truth”-ed.

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The Big Question: Will China Hike Tonight Following The Fed?

June 14, 2017June 14, 2017

“This time may be different”…

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Now They’ll Be More Dovish: Goldman Tweaks Fed Outlook After CPI Miss

June 14, 2017

“We now expect the FOMC statement to include a stronger acknowledgement of the recent soft inflation data, and our expectations for the Summary of Economic Projections have become incrementally more dovish.”

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When To Go “Bear Hunting” In Bonds

June 14, 2017June 14, 2017

“I’ll be focusing on that 2H pricing for clues as to when the odds are good to step in front of the raging bond bull — and when it’s a good time to go bear hunting.”

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Trader: You’re A Frog In Slowly Boiling Water

June 14, 2017

“Ask anyone and you’ll hear they hate stocks and hate bonds – – and own oodles of both.”

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Dollar Dives, Yields Plunge As CPI, Retail Sales Miss “Bigly”

June 14, 2017June 14, 2017

U.S. May CPI Fell 0.1%, Below Est.

U.S. May Retail Sales Fell 0.3% vs Est. Unchanged

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Gold Surges After Dismal Data; Do You Like Your Rate Hikes Dovish?

June 14, 2017June 14, 2017

They better figure out how to make this hike extra dovish.

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Trader: You’re Going To Regret Putting A Gun To Janet Yellen’s Head

June 14, 2017June 14, 2017

“The economy may be doing fine and asset prices are roaring. As this column has discussed previously, inflation targeting is perhaps outdated monetary policy — but as long as that is still officially the goal, tightening tonight will soon be perceived as a potential mistake.”

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Before The Fed: China?! “An Illegal Siege” On Qatar! Crude Carnage. Oh, My.

June 14, 2017June 14, 2017

Yeah, so this afternoon the Fed will almost surely hike and folks will be looking

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Don’t Get “Cho’d”: Barclays Upgrades, Downgrades Stock On Same Day

June 14, 2017

“Cho did not immediately respond to an email and phone call seeking comment.”

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