Wow, how hilarious is this, right?
Author: therealheisenberg
Bad Moon Rising.
Can you feel the tension?
$1 Trillion Here We Come! New CBO Forecast Probably Won’t Please Trump
#MALFRTIAW: Make America less fiscally responsible than it already was.
It’s Not Like Trump Lobbied Against Sprinkler Systems In Tall Buildings And/Or Called The Deceased A ‘Crazy Jew’, Ok?
“Apparently he already had a go-round with him about something.”
Larry Kudlow Thinks We Should ‘All Just Back Up’ And Stop Blaming Donald Trump For The Things Donald Trump Does
I’ll confess I’m still having a little bit of trouble coming to terms with this new reality…
Janet Yellen Warns Of ‘Debt Crisis’, Blasts Trump Tax Cuts In Op-Ed
“The U.S. unemployment rate is down to 4.1 percent, and economic growth could well increase in 2018. Consumer and business confidence is high. What could go wrong?”
The ECB Is Super Proud Of Themselves In Annual Report – There’s Just One Problem…
“…data surprises are now the most negative since the peripheral crisis.”
‘Wait, That’s Not What I’m Looking For, Take That Down’: Fox Accidentally Admits No One Trusts Them
Oh, well! Nothing a half hour’s worth of denigrating minorities won’t fix.
Goldman Asks Trump: Is It Really ‘Easy’ To ‘Win’ A Trade War?
“But how easy is it really?”
‘Things Could Look Like 2015 Again’: China Said To ‘Study’ Yuan Devaluation To Counter Trump
“There are no good options”.
War And (No) Peace: Full Week Ahead Preview
Say your prayers.
Soros Vs. Robertson: One Pro Relives A Clash Of The Titans
“This is the story of that showdown and why it cemented in my mind why George Soros is the greatest trader that has ever lived.”
Trump Wakes Up, Says Washington Post Is ‘Made Up Garbage’, Swears John Kelly Stories Are False
And remember, when Trump starts tweeting about Amazon again, it has nothing to do with the Washington Post, ok?
Have You Heard The One About The Dirty Shirt And The Flat Skew?
Ok, but who eats messy food in a spotless white shirt?
Stocks And The ‘Restriking Of The Fed Put’
“In our view, Fed put is currently moving deeper out of the money. This is effectively a withdrawal of convexity and risk assets are reacting with what at the moment appears as a reinforcing loop.”
Will Earnings Season Give Investors Some Respite From Trade Wars And Tech Turmoil?
Remember, the bar is high.
David Stockman: ‘It Can Be Well And Truly Said That Trump Has Gone Stark, Raving Bonkers’
“And, no, he is not playing some kind of clever 5-dimensional chess or 3-dimensional chess that the talking heads were gumming about this AM. He’s not even playing checkers—to say nothing of pick-up-sticks.”
2 Scoops Of Mnuchin: ‘There’s The Potential For A Trade War’, Trump ‘In Talks’ With Postal Service on Amazon
“I’m cautiously optimistic that we will be able to work this out. But”…
Going Nuclear? Goldman Warns China May Soon Be Forced To Depreciate Currency, Sell Treasurys
“…there are simply not enough US exports to retaliate against.”
As Trump Lashes Out At ‘Unfair’ WTO, Here’s What One Expert Says
He’s right and wrong. But mostly wrong.
Larry Kudlow’s Really Bad Week Continues, But Don’t Worry Because He Swears Trump Is Keeping Him In The Loop
Sorry, Larry, but you’re not going to last in this role.
China: We’ll Take ‘Immediate, Intense’ Action If U.S. Publishes New Tariff List
An “immediate, intense” fucking.
Jobs Report Misses Bigly, AHE Inline
U.S. March Nonfarm Payrolls Rose 103k; Unemp. Rate at 4.1%
Is This The Chart Trump Is Looking At When It Comes To ‘Winning’ A Trade War With China?
“Let’s run through the numbers”.
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