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Trump Will Withdraw From Iran Deal, Let Sanctions Go Ahead, Crude Whipsawed

May 8, 2018May 8, 2018

Draw your own conclusions.

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Goldman Says Overweight Cash As Ray Dalio’s ‘Pretty Stupid’ Cash Holders Still Looking ‘Pretty Smart’

May 8, 2018May 9, 2018

There is suddenly an alternative.

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When Caterpillar Told You Q1 Was As Good As It’s Going To Get, What They Actually Meant Was That Things Are Going ‘Exceptionally’ Well

May 8, 2018

WTF is this shit?

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Rupiah Dives To 28-Month Low, Indonesia FX Reserves Fall To 10-Month Nadir As Rout Deepens

May 8, 2018

“Sizable quantities”.

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Italian Ice: Who Wants To Have A Snap Election In July?!

May 8, 2018May 8, 2018

Draghi probably could have done without this.

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Here’s What’s At Stake In Trump’s Tuesday Announcement On The Iran Nuclear Deal

May 7, 2018May 8, 2018

“The ratings will be tremendous.”

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Problems Are Emerging.

May 7, 2018May 7, 2018

Who said EM meltdown?

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BofA Analyst Who Predicted Demise Of Armchair Vol. Sellers Has A ‘Notoriously Good’ Leading Indicator He Needs You To Look At

May 7, 2018May 7, 2018

You’ll either listen to Michael Hartnett, or you’ll end up like Seth.

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Who’s Doing The Selling In Emerging Markets? It’s The ‘Smart’ Money, Stupid.

May 7, 2018

Trade accordingly.

Or actually don’t – because if the above is right and you sell, then you’ll end up exacerbating the situation

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The ‘Enemy Of Interest Rates’ Is Not Holding The Turkish Central Bank Hostage, Why Would You Say That?

May 7, 2018May 7, 2018

But hell, I don’t know. Maybe I’m just a scheming “Gulenist tool” like Preet Bharara.

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Here’s A Post About ‘Sell In May And Go Away’ – There Won’t Be Another One

May 7, 2018May 7, 2018

Old adages.

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More Good News Out Of Eurozone Economy And By ‘Good’, I Mean ‘Bad’

May 7, 2018May 7, 2018

You know that “global slowdown” narrative that seems to be gradually supplanting the “synchronous global growth” meme that dominated in 2017? Yeah, so that was reinforced a bit on Monday.

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And Now, Back To Your Regularly Scheduled Minefield Sprint: Full Week Ahead Preview

May 6, 2018

So yeah, cue the mascot minefield meme.

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What Is The Probability Of ‘Something Bad’ Happening? Of Geopolitics And Policy Gamblers

May 6, 2018

Fault lines, 90th percentile risks and the probability of stepping on a land mine.

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Should You Buy The Banks Like, Right Now? Yes! No. I Don’t Know, Maybe!

May 6, 2018May 6, 2018

Clients just want to know when the damn recession is coming, ok?

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There May Be Someone At The White House With More Contempt For A Colleague Than John Kelly Has For His Boss

May 6, 2018May 6, 2018

If Betsy hates grizzly bears, she probably hates “mad dogs” even more.

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Elon Musk Says Tesla Short Squeeze Will Be Bigger Than VW’s Then Says He Will Become Willy Wonka

May 5, 2018

I don’t know, maybe there’s a strategy here, but if there is, it is not readily discernible. 

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‘The Snapback When It Comes Can Be Vicious’: Albert Edwards Thinks Credit ‘Isn’t Getting The Message’ (Yet)

May 5, 2018

“And another straw in the wind may be the performance of a newly issued junk bond of a company called WeWork who have invented an entirely new, nonsense valuation metric – ‘community-based EBITDA’!”

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Trump Delivers Insane Speech On Kanye West, Alien Criminals, Savage Gangs, Guns, Blood And ‘Knives, Knives, Knives’

May 5, 2018

“Trump explained that England, which banned guns, is very stabby, and there’s blood all over the floors of the hospitals of Knifecrime Island.”

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It’s ‘Grotesque’! Of Buybacks And Leverage

May 5, 2018May 5, 2018

“…it’s not like you have to dig deep to find a problem.”

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‘Don’t Panic’ And The ‘Last Man Standing’

May 5, 2018

Douglas Adams time.

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In The Meantime.

May 4, 2018May 4, 2018

And that’s the week.

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Elon Musk, Damage Control Expert, Explains Why ‘Boneheads’ Are ‘Absurd’ Then Threatens To Incinerate Shorts With Flamethrower

May 4, 2018

Elon got dat fire y’all – literally.

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Say Hello To My Little Friend! Argentina Goes Full Tony Montana, Has Now Hiked 1275bps In A Week

May 4, 2018May 4, 2018

ARGENTINA CENTRAL BANK RAISES KEY 7-DAY REPO RATE TO 40.00%

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Jobs Report: Payrolls, AHE Both Miss, Unemployment Rate Ticks Lower

May 4, 2018May 4, 2018

Oops.

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‘I’m Nervous Just Watching’: Emerging Markets On The Brink As Jobs Data, Fed Raise Specter Of Rout

May 4, 2018May 4, 2018

Knife edge for EM.

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‘Continued Hard Work Is Required’: China, U.S. Agree To Disagree At Trade Summit And I’m Not Sure That Counts As ‘Winning’

May 4, 2018May 4, 2018

“…other issues remain relatively big.”

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