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Breaking News: Real People Are Still Struggling To Pay The Bills

June 12, 2018

“What are the biggest risks to your financial situation?”

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Still ‘Goldilocks’? Inflation Jumps To Six- Year High

June 12, 2018June 12, 2018

So is this “good” news or “bad” news or somewhere in between?

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‘Long FAANG’ Is Most Crowded Trade On Earth For 5th Month In A Row As World Piles Into USA Today’s High Conviction Summer Fry Cook Reco

June 12, 2018June 12, 2018

Grab your balls (and a life preserver) and let’s make a fortune!

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‘Main Street Optimism Is On A Stratospheric Trajectory’: Small Businesses Go All-In On Trump’s Pedal To The Metal Populism

June 12, 2018June 12, 2018

“You will ride eternal, tacky and gold leaf”…

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Dragon Energy: Trump, Kim Jong-Un And The Formation Of A ‘Very Special Bond’

June 12, 2018June 12, 2018

What happens in Singapore stays in Singapore.

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Stranger Than Fiction: As Trump Meets Kim, Dennis Rodman Has Emotional Breakdown On CNN, Larry Kudlow Has Heart Attack

June 11, 2018June 11, 2018

What the actual fuck is going on?

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Give Me Some Damn Credit – Or Actually, No. Don’t.

June 11, 2018

More on the disconnect.

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Meet Me In Singapore.

June 11, 2018June 11, 2018

As everyone holds their breath…

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Goldman Reveals The Truth About The World Cup As Unmistakable Links Between ‘Fake’ Football And Global Economy Laid Bare

June 11, 2018

#Sad.

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‘Investors Have Been Struggling To Make Money This Year’: One Bank Details A ‘Tricky’ Environment

June 11, 2018June 11, 2018

“Milk was a bad choice”.

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Giovanni Tria Knew Just What To Say To Get You Idiots To Panic Buy Italian Bonds And Stocks On Monday

June 11, 2018June 11, 2018

Come on in, it’s safe!

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The ‘Most Important Week Of The Year’? Full Week Ahead Preview

June 11, 2018June 11, 2018

I doubt it, but as Trump would say, “we’ll see what happens”…

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Rome May Be Burning, But Draghi Is No Longer Your Fireman: What To Expect From The ECB

June 10, 2018

A can kick to next month is about the best you can hope for when it comes to an announcement on the future of QE.

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Jerome Powell Is Sorry, Not Sorry. What To Expect From The Fed Meeting

June 10, 2018June 10, 2018

The main event cometh.

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Kudlow, Navarro Condemn Back-Stabbing Canadian Devil Justin Trudeau To Actual ‘Hell’ For Having The Balls To Hold A Press Conference

June 10, 2018June 10, 2018

“Diplomacy”.

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Populism As Space Travel

June 9, 2018

“The history of populism is a repository of failed missions — a true destination of the populist journey is really a problem of imagination.”

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A Gross Disconnect And Why Now Is Probably The Time To Bail On Stocks With Weak Balance Sheets

June 9, 2018

Fair warning.

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‘Transient Or Persistent’: What Does Credit Know That Everything Else Doesn’t?

June 9, 2018June 9, 2018

Maybe nothing. Consider it unresolved.

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Trump Outdoes Himself At G-7: Proclaims ‘Tariff-Free’ World ‘Like He Learned At Wharton’, Says ‘Touch And Feel’ To Guide Kim Meeting

June 9, 2018

“Touch and feel.”

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No Resolution.

June 8, 2018June 8, 2018

Aaand that’s the week.

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A Completely Serious USA Today Tells College Students To Parlay Summer Jobs Into FANG ‘Fortune’

June 8, 2018

Who wants to be a millionaire?!!

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‘Really Bad Accidents’: Playing The Strategic Trade War Game

June 8, 2018

You de-escalate. No, you de-escalate. No…

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Credit Disagrees With U.S. Stocks (Again): Who’s Right?

June 8, 2018June 8, 2018

Spoiler alert…

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Tipping Dominos At 4 A.M.

June 8, 2018June 8, 2018

Sour mood headed into a risky weekend.

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Albert Edwards Returns From Yosemite, Disagrees With Other Notable Bear When It Comes To Forest Fires

June 7, 2018

“I am just back from a two-week trip to Lake Tahoe and Yosemite/Sequoia Parks”…

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Susquehanna Is The Mark Zuckerberg Of The Winklevii’s Bitcoin Play

June 7, 2018June 7, 2018

Litigation (probably) pending!

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Sittin’ On The Dock Of The Bay.

June 7, 2018June 7, 2018

This should have been an uneventful day, but alas.

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