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‘The Dam Is Finally Breaking’: Orrin Hatch Threatens To Back Push To Strip Trump Of Tariff Power

July 17, 2018July 17, 2018

“Let’s vote”.

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Witness Donald Trump, Damage Control Expert, Try And Clean Up Some High Treason

July 17, 2018July 18, 2018

“There are a lot of people out there.”

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Jerome Powell Tells Lawmakers He Wants The Fed To ‘Stay In Its Lane’ When Asked About Tariffs

July 17, 2018

“I have to start by saying”…

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For Oil, Volatility Is ‘The New Normal’, Goldman Says

July 17, 2018

“…driven by U.S. political decisions.”

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If It Pleases The Court, Jerome Powell Would Rather Congress Didn’t Ask Him About The Trade War

July 17, 2018July 17, 2018

Highlights from the Fed Chair’s testimony on Capitol Hill.

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‘Dude. This Is A Total Effing Disgrace’: Current And Former Trump Officials Left Almost Speechless During Putin Press Conference

July 17, 2018October 14, 2021

“Need a shower”.

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Goldman Posts Mixed Results For Q2, Makes Official Announcement On Solomon Succession

July 17, 2018July 17, 2018

Blame lower volatility and litigation costs.

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‘Phony Wedges’, ‘Rigged Deals’, ‘Witch Hunts’ And ‘Nuclear Warming’: The Best Moments From Trump’s Interview With Sean Hannity

July 17, 2018July 17, 2018

On Monday evening, America was subjected to two interviews on Fox News, one of which

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New From Epsilon Theory: It Was You, Charley

July 16, 2018

“Every professional financial adviser knows what it’s like to be Charley Malloy.”

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Fatal Attraction? Mind This ‘Very Tight Relationship’ In Volatility Risk Premia

July 16, 2018

“I think that both EM currencies (and EM assets in general) are responding to the same risks as DM risk assets, at least on the level of implied risk premia.”

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Kashkari Warns On Yield Curve: “‘This Time Is Different’ Are The 4 Most Dangerous Words In Economics”

July 16, 2018

“…declarations that ‘this time is different’ should be a warning that history might be about to repeat itself.”

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‘Shameful’: Republicans Blast Trump, Fox News Calls Putin Press Conference ‘Disgusting’

July 16, 2018October 14, 2021

“Thank you, Helsinki!”

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Trump, Putin Deny Collusion In Joint Press Conference From Helsinki: Full Highlights

July 16, 2018July 17, 2018

“Please, just disregard this issue and don’t think about it anymore.”

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Investors Yanked $22 Billion From BlackRock Equity Products In Q2 And Larry Fink Is Worried About Globalization

July 16, 2018

“The market’s having a hard time digesting the whole change in globalization.”

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‘We Are Unable To Fight Equally’: A Frustrated China Files WTO Challenge Against Trump

July 16, 2018

“The move is unusually swift.”

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Trump Kicks Off Helsinki #TreasonSummit With Handshake, Bad English And World Cup Congrats

July 16, 2018July 16, 2018

May the farce be with you.

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Deutsche Bank Understandably Excited To Give You News That Isn’t Totally Bad, But Count Everyone Skeptical

July 16, 2018July 16, 2018

Any good news is welcome even if there are a lot of caveats and fine print.

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‘It’s Like A Death Wish’: Jeff Gundlach Takes Aim At Toxic Policy Mix, Demands You ‘Respect’ The Curve

July 15, 2018October 14, 2021

“The yield curve needs to be respected.”

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To Hell(sinki) And Back: Full Week Ahead Preview

July 15, 2018July 15, 2018

This is the usual cocktail of geopolitical risk and Fed watching, with a dash of Brexit for bad measure.

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Trump: The European Union Is A ‘Foe’ Of The United States

July 15, 2018October 14, 2021

“I love those countries, but”…

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In CBS Interview Before Helsinki, Trump Pretends He Might Ask Putin To Extradite Accused Russian Agents

July 15, 2018July 17, 2018

“I believe in meetings”.

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‘He Told Me I Should Sue Them’: Watch Theresa May Reveal Trump’s ‘Genius’ Brexit Advice

July 15, 2018July 15, 2018

What, you might ask, was that “tough” advice?

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Make MAGA Hats Expensive Again! Prices On Made In China MAGA Hats Set To Double Thanks To Trump Tariffs

July 14, 2018

On the bright side…

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Iran Is Not Amused With Sanctions, Is Very Amused By Trump Protests In The U.K.

July 14, 2018July 14, 2018

As usual, it’s everyday people who will suffer from this.

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Good News! The Tax Cuts Are ‘Trickling Down’ – To Corporate Bottom Lines, That Is

July 14, 2018

Nobody could have predicted this – and by “nobody”, I mean “everybody”.

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All Quiet On The Western Front?

July 14, 2018

Not exactly.

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Maybe Irony Isn’t Dead: If The U.S. ‘Imports’ A Recession, Can We Slap Tariffs On It?

July 14, 2018

Mind the implications of globalization and interconnected markets.

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