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Like ‘Trump Steaks’ And ‘Trump U’, ‘Trump Tariffs’ Are ‘The Greatest’ And Will Bankrupt Anyone Who Touches Them

July 24, 2018July 24, 2018

Dear, America: In case it isn’t clear enough yet, “it” is not “as simple as that.”

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‘Tough’ Trump Now Says Russia ‘Fighting Very Hard’ To Rig Midterms For Democrats

July 24, 2018July 24, 2018

“Yes. Yes I did”.

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China Sends Message To America With New Fiscal Stimulus Measures: This Trade War Will Not Be Easy To Win

July 24, 2018July 24, 2018

If the last two weeks are any indication, “winning” a trade war with China is going to be anything but “easy”.

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Markets Shocked – Shocked, I Tell You! – To Discover That When Erdogan Says Low Rates, Erdogan Means Low Rates

July 24, 2018July 24, 2018

Dear markets: Berat Albayrakc is not your cool son-in-law.

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Trade War Claims Another Victim As Whirlpool Gets Hard Lesson In Trump-o-nomics

July 23, 2018

The tragic irony here is that back in January, the company announced plans to add some 200 jobs following Trump’s imposition of tariffs on imported residential washing machines.

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Behold: One Bank’s ‘Fantastic Recession Indicators’

July 23, 2018

“…and where to find them”.

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Trump Moves To Strip Comey, Brennan, Others Of Security Clearances In Latest Crackdown On Dissent

July 23, 2018October 11, 2021

“This is just a very, very petty thing to do.”

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‘Liquidity’s Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle’: Goldman Goes Looking For Market Liquidity, Doesn’t Find Much

July 23, 2018July 23, 2018

“Months after the VIX spike, bid/ask depth is still not back to normal”.

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Trump Threatens Antitrust Action Against Amazon, Says ‘Next Up’ He’ll Weaponize The Post Office

July 23, 2018July 23, 2018

“In my opinion”…

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‘They’ve Already Been Wrong’: Jamie Dimon Blasts Trump’s Trade Policy In CNN Interview

July 23, 2018

“…I’d be a little ticked off at some of my advisers, to tell you the truth.”

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Retail Investors Turn Net Sellers Of Global Stocks For First Time Since October 2016

July 23, 2018

Half full, or half empty?

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‘Fire And Fury, Part Deux’: Trump Proves America Isn’t ‘Great Satan’ By Threatening Iran With All-Caps, Unimaginable Suffering

July 23, 2018July 24, 2018

“The mother of all – somethings.”

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‘We’re Going To Need More Tweets’: Dollar Steadies After Late Week Plunge, China Unleashes Largest MLF Op Ever

July 23, 2018July 23, 2018

Someone get Jerome Powell on the phone. China’s covert easing is becoming more overt.

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‘It’s All A Big Hoax!!!’, Screams Sunday Trump, Refuting Tuesday Trump Who Refuted Monday Trump

July 22, 2018July 22, 2018

Paging Dan Coats…

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Elephant In The Room: Full Week Ahead Preview

July 22, 2018July 24, 2018

Just try to ignore it.

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Global Finance Leaders Resigned To Their Fate In Half-Hearted G-20 Communiqué

July 22, 2018July 23, 2018

“…downside risks over the short and medium term have increased.”

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Bond Yields Surge In Japan As BoJ Is Reminded Of Just How Fragile The JGB Market Truly Is

July 22, 2018July 22, 2018

Fragile, handle with care.

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‘They Offset The Tariffs Before They Even Happened’: How To Lose A Trade War Before It Even Starts

July 22, 2018

Expect more dollar tweets.

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Death By Trade Tweet: How FX Markets Cope With ‘High-Volume Tariff News’ Days

July 22, 2018

“Chirp, chirp”: the yuan is crashing.

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Accused Russian Spy Maria Butina Met With Fed’s Stanley Fischer, Treasury’s Nathan Sheets, Because Why Not?

July 22, 2018December 20, 2021

“Fabricated charges”?

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Dan Coats Apologizes For Laughing At Trump’s Hilarious Idea To Bring Vladimir Putin To The White House

July 21, 2018

An “admittedly awkward response”.

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China Now Has Jerome Powell Behind The Eight Ball Thanks To ‘The Art Of The Deal’

July 21, 2018July 22, 2018

Somewhere, Yi Gang is chuckling.

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One Bank Goes There, Asks: ‘Could The Trade War Cause Another Great Depression?’

July 21, 2018

Incredulous. 

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Christine Lagarde Channels Claude Monet, Says World Has Hit ‘High-Water Mark’ On Growth

July 21, 2018July 22, 2018

“Unfortunately, the rhetoric has morphed into reality, and a series of tariffs and counter-tariffs have gone into effect.”

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‘I Don’t Expect Any Progress Here’: Dark Cloud Of Protectionism Hangs Over Contentious G-20

July 21, 2018July 21, 2018

“This benefits no one.”

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‘I Fully Support Jerome Powell’: At G-20, Steve Mnuchin Swears Trump Respects Fed Independence

July 21, 2018July 21, 2018

Steve Mnuchin is in a tough spot.

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‘Your Favorite President Did Nothing Wrong!’ Trump Takes To Twitter Amid News Of Cohen Recordings

July 21, 2018July 21, 2018

“Totally unheard of.”

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