Skip to content
Thursday, November 05, 2026
Heisenberg Report

Heisenberg Report

Sign In Subscribe
  • Home
  • Markets
  • Economy
  • Politics
  • Weekly
  • Monthly Letters
  • Kitsch Register

Author: therealheisenberg

A Terrified Thom Tillis Worries Jerome Powell May ‘Meddle In The Election’, Wants Senate Hearing

August 28, 2019

Further into the Twilight Zone we go.

Read More

5 Comments on A Terrified Thom Tillis Worries Jerome Powell May ‘Meddle In The Election’, Wants Senate Hearing

Lou Dobbs, Peter Navarro Talk ‘Leftist’ Yield Curve Conspiracies, ‘Powell Problem’ In Hilariously Weird Fox Clip

August 28, 2019

“Peter, Peter… Let me try this again”.

Read More

7 Comments on Lou Dobbs, Peter Navarro Talk ‘Leftist’ Yield Curve Conspiracies, ‘Powell Problem’ In Hilariously Weird Fox Clip

Mnuchin Says US Won’t Intervene To Weaken Dollar – For Now

August 28, 2019August 28, 2019

Not today, but who knows, right?

Read More

2 Comments on Mnuchin Says US Won’t Intervene To Weaken Dollar – For Now

For The First Time Since The Election, More Americans Think The Economy Is Getting Worse Than Better

August 28, 2019August 29, 2019

“Confidence in the economy is slipping”.

Read More

Leave a Comment on For The First Time Since The Election, More Americans Think The Economy Is Getting Worse Than Better

Trump Threatens Legal Action Against Lawrence O’Donnell For Deutsche Bank, Russian Oligarch Loan Claim

August 28, 2019August 28, 2019

The perils of “single source” reporting, apparently.

Read More

6 Comments on Trump Threatens Legal Action Against Lawrence O’Donnell For Deutsche Bank, Russian Oligarch Loan Claim

Trump, Warehouser Of ‘Very Large Brain’, Suggests Fed Is ‘Mentally’ Handicapped

August 28, 2019August 28, 2019

“ZERO INTEREST PLUS!”

Read More

2 Comments on Trump, Warehouser Of ‘Very Large Brain’, Suggests Fed Is ‘Mentally’ Handicapped

Prospect Of Functioning Government Now Good Enough For Desperate Yield-Seekers, Italy Proves

August 28, 2019August 28, 2019

“Sooner or later, the judgement of the people will be heard”.

Read More

Leave a Comment on Prospect Of Functioning Government Now Good Enough For Desperate Yield-Seekers, Italy Proves

Nomura’s McElligott: CTA Model Triggers ‘Short Spooz Again’ As We Enter ‘Chop Zone’

August 28, 2019August 28, 2019

But the good news is…

Read More

1 Comment on Nomura’s McElligott: CTA Model Triggers ‘Short Spooz Again’ As We Enter ‘Chop Zone’

Trump Says No Use For China Advice From People Who ‘Failed Miserably’

August 28, 2019

“This has never happened to them before!”

Read More

1 Comment on Trump Says No Use For China Advice From People Who ‘Failed Miserably’

UK Erupts After Boris Johnson Asks Queen To Suspend Parliament So He Can Pursue His ‘Very Exciting Agenda’

August 28, 2019August 28, 2019

Results may vary.

Read More

7 Comments on UK Erupts After Boris Johnson Asks Queen To Suspend Parliament So He Can Pursue His ‘Very Exciting Agenda’

‘Today’s Fix Blows Previous Ones Out The Water’: Analysts Question Sustainability Of Yuan Strategy

August 28, 2019August 28, 2019

A tenuous decoupling.

Read More

3 Comments on ‘Today’s Fix Blows Previous Ones Out The Water’: Analysts Question Sustainability Of Yuan Strategy

Deutsche Bank May Have Donald Trump’s Tax Returns, Court Letter Reveals

August 27, 2019August 28, 2019

“Based on Deutsche Bank’s current knowledge and the results of the extensive searches”…

Read More

7 Comments on Deutsche Bank May Have Donald Trump’s Tax Returns, Court Letter Reveals

Trump Diverts $271 Million From FEMA To Pay For Migrant Trials, Beds

August 27, 2019August 27, 2019

“The allocations were sent to Congress as a notification rather than a request”.

Read More

4 Comments on Trump Diverts $271 Million From FEMA To Pay For Migrant Trials, Beds

The 2s10s Is ‘Crazy Inverted’ Again, But This Is The Slope That Matters Most…

August 27, 2019August 27, 2019

“It dominates all other curves we checked in its power to predict”.

Read More

4 Comments on The 2s10s Is ‘Crazy Inverted’ Again, But This Is The Slope That Matters Most…

Trump: ‘The Fed Loves Watching US Manufacturers Struggle’

August 27, 2019August 27, 2019

Now, apparently, the Fed is rooting against US businesses.

Read More

3 Comments on Trump: ‘The Fed Loves Watching US Manufacturers Struggle’

Goldman Raises Estimate Of Growth Hit From Tariffs, Says Trump Could Theoretically Leverage IEEPA

August 27, 2019

“Presumably”.

Read More

2 Comments on Goldman Raises Estimate Of Growth Hit From Tariffs, Says Trump Could Theoretically Leverage IEEPA

Let’s Call It What It Is: Bill Dudley Just Said The Fed Should Overthrow Donald Trump

August 27, 2019August 27, 2019

“There’s even an argument that the election itself falls within the Fed’s purview”.

Read More

20 Comments on Let’s Call It What It Is: Bill Dudley Just Said The Fed Should Overthrow Donald Trump

Bill Dudley Has Some Advice For The Fed: Tell President Trump He’s On His Own

August 27, 2019August 27, 2019

“Central bank officials face a choice”.

Read More

Leave a Comment on Bill Dudley Has Some Advice For The Fed: Tell President Trump He’s On His Own

Have The Anticipated Rebalancing Flows Kicked In? Nomura’s McElligott Says Maybe

August 27, 2019August 27, 2019

The performance gap for August ranks in the 7th %ile since 1982.

Read More

2 Comments on Have The Anticipated Rebalancing Flows Kicked In? Nomura’s McElligott Says Maybe

Iran’s Rouhani Isn’t Interested In ‘Photos’ With Trump, But Says Photoshop Might Work

August 27, 2019

Really, though, the only opinion that matters is that of Khamenei.

Read More

Leave a Comment on Iran’s Rouhani Isn’t Interested In ‘Photos’ With Trump, But Says Photoshop Might Work

Details Of Germany’s Second Contraction In Four Quarters Show Worst Export Slump In Six Years

August 27, 2019August 27, 2019

The ECB will of course ease further in September, but the real question is…

Read More

Leave a Comment on Details Of Germany’s Second Contraction In Four Quarters Show Worst Export Slump In Six Years

China Still Has No Idea What Phone Calls Trump Was Talking About

August 27, 2019August 27, 2019

“Regretfully the US has announced its decision”.

Read More

3 Comments on China Still Has No Idea What Phone Calls Trump Was Talking About

-4% Rates By 2030? Only One Thing Can Save Us From Being Snowbound In Albert Edwards’s ‘Ice Age’ Thesis

August 26, 2019August 27, 2019

Maybe he’ll teach us how to ice fish.

Read More

6 Comments on -46 Rates By 2030? Only One Thing Can Save Us From Being Snowbound In Albert Edwards’s ‘Ice Age’ Thesis

The History Of Trump’s Stock Market Will Show ‘A Major Inflection Point’ On This Date…

August 26, 2019August 26, 2019

History will likely do as Trump asks and “judge” his market record “from the day after the election”. The bad news is…

Read More

7 Comments on The History Of Trump’s Stock Market Will Show ‘A Major Inflection Point’ On This Date…

Trump Would ‘Certainly’ Meet Iran’s Rouhani – With ‘Violent Force’

August 26, 2019

“Look at what they did to John Kerry”.

Read More

2 Comments on Trump Would ‘Certainly’ Meet Iran’s Rouhani – With ‘Violent Force’

Trump’s Message To War-Weary Markets: ‘Sorry, It’s The Way I Negotiate’

August 26, 2019

“It’s done well for me over the years”.

Read More

6 Comments on Trump’s Message To War-Weary Markets: ‘Sorry, It’s The Way I Negotiate’

CNBC’s Jim Cramer: ‘It Really Doesn’t Matter’ If The President Lies To Investors

August 26, 2019August 26, 2019

“I’m not willing to say that he’s lying”.

Read More

13 Comments on CNBC’s Jim Cramer: ‘It Really Doesn’t Matter’ If The President Lies To Investors

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 439 440 441 … 756 Next

Monthly Letter

  • The Arbitrageur

Recent Comments

  • Ricus Reeders on Tsunami
  • Frederic MARI on Irrepressible
  • Frederic MARI on Deus Ex Machina?
  • Frederic MARI on Tsunami

Monthly Letters

The Arbitrageur

October 29, 2026October 29, 2026

To Be Happy

September 4, 2026September 4, 2026

Hell Or High Fashion

July 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Questions, tips or inquiries of any kind: [email protected]

Privacy Policy & Cookies

About Us

Subscription FAQs

All Rights Reserved 2026.

Upgrade your subscription

Join institutional investors, analysts and strategists from the world's largest banks
Subscribe now for just $7

Already a subscriber? Log in here

Loading Comments...

You must be logged in to post a comment.